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"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."
"The trick, as I see it, is to insulate yourself with layers of deadwood."
"Whatever happens, Jenkins, you'll always have your dancing to fall back on."
No Layoffs Next 200 Miles
"The monarchy is strong, but I needed something with health insurance."
"Quit complaining. In these times, most people would be happy to have your job security."
"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."
"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."
"Your job is safe - at least until you're too old to be hired for another job but not so old that you can retire."
"Don't worry, Bob. There are some jobs a robot just can't do. . . like kissing butt."