Joggers Cartoons

Joggers Cartoons

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"Want to bitch for one more lap?"

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"Harmon was shaving and his stomach fell into the sink."

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A baby in a stroller cracks at whip as his father runs through Central Park.

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"Please help me get these squirrels out of my pants. This isn't a pickup line. I really need assistance."

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"Let's sprint to that mailbox!"

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"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

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"And if you prick me, do I not bleed?"

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"She's forgiven me."

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"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

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"Care for a job around the park, Sid?"

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"I paid three grand for this dress- I'll wear it wherever I want!"

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"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

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"My goodness, Mr. Barret, with all those vitamins and all that jogging, we thought you'd never show up!"

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1. Wealthy people will consider hiring others to do their exercise for them. They should not give in to this temptation, as studies have shown that this seriously slows down any truly serious body-building campaign. 2. The key word in isometrics is balance. Be sure every part of your body shares in the fun equally and you will be able to avoid awkward developments.

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"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

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The Neighborhood at a Glance

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Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

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"Portrait of a Lady"

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3. Proceed cautiously in the practice of yoga, as mistakes are hard to undo. 4. When jogging, watch your step. Too much steady pounding can result in a loosening of your internal organs and their slippage into one of your legs.

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"We used to call it stampeding, now we call it jogging!"

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"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

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"Don't stop, I don't want to talk to you."

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"Have a nice Administration!"

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"What a coincidence! I'm part of the antijogging backlash, too. . . want to screw?"

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"Roger might be just right for you. He plans his entire day around the wild thing, too."

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