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Joke Cartoons
Joke cartoon 1 of 115
"That's an excellent prescreened question, but before I give you my stock answer I'd like to try to disarm everyone with a carefully rehearsed joke."
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politics, politician, politicians, debate, debates, political debate, political debates, speech, speeches, presentation, presentations, election, elections, public speaking, public debate, public debates, pre-screen question, pre-screened questions, question, questions, stock answer, stock answers, answer, answers, rehearse, rehearsal, rehearsals, rehearsed, joke, jokes, candidate, candidates, political candidate, political candidates, debating, podium, podiums, audience, auditorium, auditoriums, stage, stages, presidential candidate, presidential candidates, presidential election, presidential elections, campaign, campaigns, political, prepared, preparation, preparations, disarmJoke cartoon 2 of 115
"If you laugh at all of God's jokes, he's never going to learn what's funny."
Joke cartoon 3 of 115
"But, seriously. . ."
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grave, graves, graveyard, graveyards, gravestone, gravestones, tomb, tombs, mourner, mourners, mourning, mourn, mourned, griever, grievers, grief, griefs, burial, burials, cemetery, cemeteries, sense of humour, inappropriate, inappropriateness, joke, jokes, sense of humor, funeral, funerals, funeral humour, funeral humorJoke cartoon 4 of 115
Ballerinas Change a Light bulb
Joke cartoon 5 of 115
"You must have thought up a million jokes."
Joke cartoon 6 of 115
"Le roi s'amuse. Now put your father on the phone."
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king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, kid, kids, child, children, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, conversation, conversations, talking with kids, talking with children, humor, humour, joke, jokes, joking, le roi s'amuse, victor hugo, word play, wordplayJoke cartoon 7 of 115
"As a joke let's take them to ... and tell them that's our leader."
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alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, joke, jokes, joking, leader, leaders, human, humans, alien invasion, martian invasion, extraterrestrial invasionJoke cartoon 8 of 115
A car with cans tied to back bumper drives away; the words "Just Kidding," are written in big letters on its back bumper.
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relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, newlywed, newlyweds, wedding, weddings, wedding tradition, wedding traditions, just married, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, tin cans, ribbons, decorations, decorated, driving, transportation, bumper, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, just kidding, joke, jokes, joking, practical joke, practical jokes, prank, pranksJoke cartoon 9 of 115
"Orange you glad I didn't say banana? But seriously, that's the last time we knock."
Joke cartoon 10 of 115
"But seriously, folks..."
Joke cartoon 11 of 115
"No...ha-ha, no, but seriously, boy, I'm going to have to eat you now."
Joke cartoon 12 of 115
"You jest."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, fetch, fetching, playing fetch, joke, jokes, joking, jest, jests, jesting, rejection, rejections, rejecting, refusing, refusal, refusals, haughty, stuck up, stuck-up, conceited, snobby, snobbish, arrogantJoke cartoon 13 of 115
"Government surveillance I don't mind. What disturbs me is the bad jokes my friends constantly make about our calls being monitored."
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government surveillance, surveillance state, surveillance states, monitor, monitors, monitoring, friend, friends, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, joke, jokes, kid, kids, kidding, paranoid, paranoia, panopticon, panopticons, all-seeing, all-seeing eye, all-seeing eyes, listen in, listens in, listening in, phone call, phone calls, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphonesJoke cartoon 14 of 115
"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, rooster, roosters, chick, chicks, road, roads, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, poultry, why did the chicken cross the road, joke, jokes, undercooked, under cooked, pink, danger, dangerous, risky, salmonella, campylobacter, hygiene, bacteria, death, deadly, food poisoning, food borne illness, foodbourne illness, advice, advising, life lesson, life lessons, medical, medicine, health inspector, health inspectors, health inspection, food safety, health, unhealthyJoke cartoon 15 of 115
"Why do you think you cross the road?"
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therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, how does that make you feel, feelings, motivation, motivations, motive, motives, animal, animals, chicken, chickens, cross the road, why did the chicken cross the road, crossing the road, joke, jokes, classic joke, classic jokes, mental health, health care, healthcareJoke cartoon 16 of 115
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.
Joke cartoon 17 of 115
"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."
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hollywood, la, l.a., producer, producers, director, directors, screenwriter, screenwriters, script, scripts, playwrite, playwright, playwrights, movie, movies, film, films, red flag, red-flag, red-flagged, red flagged, joke, jokes, sense of humour, sense of humor, film studio, film studios, movie studio, movie studiosJoke cartoon 18 of 115
Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot
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airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplane, air travel, flying, pilot, pilots, co-pilot, co-pilots, copilot, copilots, co-worker, co-workers, coworker, coworkers, colleague, colleagues, friend, friends, mate, mates, friendship, prank, pranks, joke, jokes, origami, paper-folding, paper airplane, paper airplanes, paper aeroplane, paper aeroplanes, funny, fool, laughing, smile, smiling, smirk, smirking, childish, childishness, immature, toy, toys, relationship, relationships, fun, having fun at work, cuteJoke cartoon 19 of 115
"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."
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board, boards, motion, motions, short, shorter, chair, chairs, chair legs, away, holiday, vacation, absent, absentee, missing, demote, demoted, make fun, tease, shorten, play around, joke, prank, pranks, serious, formal, procedure, procedures, board of directors, teasing, pranking, pranker, practical jokeJoke cartoon 20 of 115
Hamlet And Yorick The Prequel
Joke cartoon 21 of 115
"Do you guys need a wacky, fun-loving jokester for your crew? I can make silly sounds."
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bird, birds, migration, migrating, geese, goose, toucan, toucans, personality, joke, jokes, silly, wacky, wacky, migrate, fly, flying, flock, flocks, congregation, flock of birds, joker, jokers, joking, fun, fun-loving, fun loving, friend, friends, making friends, making friend, making a friend, left out, crew, crews, group, groups, friendly, over friendly, over-friendlyJoke cartoon 22 of 115
"Let me check my card file for a joke about your condition."
Joke cartoon 23 of 115
"Hey, I'm just messing with your head."
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shrink, shrinks, headshrinker, headshrinkers, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, mess with your head, messing with your head, prank, pranks, joke, jokes, cruel, cruelty, inappropriate, inappropriateness, manipulative, emotional, manipulation, tease, teases, teasingJoke cartoon 24 of 115
Karate Class Clown
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ma, martial arts, karate, judo, class, classes, lesson, lessons, school, schools, class clown, class clowns, clown, clowns, pie, pies, karate chop, karate chops, head, heads, face, faces, break, breaks, breaking, joke, jokes, trick, tricks, prank, pranks, mischief, troublemaker, troublemakersJoke cartoon 25 of 115
"Excuse me—does this joke need a lawyer?"
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joke, jokes, punchline, punch line, punch-line, cliche, cliches, stereotype, stereotype, classic, classic, standard, standard, joke theory, comedy theory, comedy, comedic value, jumper, jumped, jump, don't jump, high rise, high-rise, skyscraper, suicidal, great depression, servicemen, serviceman, service man, service men, diverse, diversity, priest, priests, pastor, pastors, clergy, clergyman, clergymen, police man, police officer, police, officer, cop, cops, fireman, firemen, fire fighter, fire fighters, lawyer, lawyersMore cartoons with the keyword 'joke'