"That's an excellent prescreened question, but before I give you my stock answer I'd like to try to disarm everyone with a carefully rehearsed joke."
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alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, joke, jokes, joking, leader, leaders, human, humans, alien invasion, martian invasion, extraterrestrial invasionA car with cans tied to back bumper drives away; the words "Just Kidding," are written in big letters on its back bumper.
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"You jest."
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government surveillance, surveillance state, surveillance states, monitor, monitors, monitoring, friend, friends, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, joke, jokes, kid, kids, kidding, paranoid, paranoia, panopticon, panopticons, all-seeing, all-seeing eye, all-seeing eyes, listen in, listens in, listening in, phone call, phone calls, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, rooster, roosters, chick, chicks, road, roads, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, poultry, why did the chicken cross the road, joke, jokes, undercooked, under cooked, pink, danger, dangerous, risky, salmonella, campylobacter, hygiene, bacteria, death, deadly, food poisoning, food borne illness, foodborne illness, advice, advising, life lesson, life lessons, medical, medicine, health inspector, health inspectors, health inspection, food safety, health, unhealthy"Why do you think you cross the road?"
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therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, how does that make you feel, feelings, motivation, motivations, motive, motives, animal, animals, chicken, chickens, cross the road, why did the chicken cross the road, crossing the road, joke, jokes, classic joke, classic jokes, mental health, health care, healthcare"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."
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hollywood, la, l.a., producer, producers, director, directors, screenwriter, screenwriters, script, scripts, playwrite, playwright, playwrights, movie, movies, film, films, red flag, red-flag, red-flagged, red flagged, joke, jokes, sense of humour, sense of humor, film studio, film studios, movie studio, movie studiosCo-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot
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airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplane, air travel, flying, pilot, pilots, co-pilot, co-pilots, copilot, copilots, co-worker, co-workers, coworker, coworkers, colleague, colleagues, friend, friends, mate, mates, friendship, prank, pranks, joke, jokes, origami, paper-folding, paper airplane, paper airplanes, paper aeroplane, paper aeroplanes, funny, fool, laughing, smile, smiling, smirk, smirking, childish, childishness, immature, toy, toys, relationship, relationships, fun, having fun at work, cute"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."
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board, boards, motion, motions, short, shorter, chair, chairs, chair legs, away, holiday, vacation, absent, absentee, missing, demote, demoted, make fun, tease, shorten, play around, joke, prank, pranks, serious, formal, procedure, procedures, board of directors, teasing, pranking, pranker, practical joke"Do you guys need a wacky, fun-loving jokester for your crew? I can make silly sounds."
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shrink, shrinks, headshrinker, headshrinkers, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, mess with your head, messing with your head, prank, pranks, joke, jokes, cruel, cruelty, inappropriate, inappropriateness, manipulative, emotional, manipulation, tease, teases, teasingKarate Class Clown
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ma, martial arts, karate, judo, class, classes, lesson, lessons, school, schools, class clown, class clowns, clown, clowns, pie, pies, karate chop, karate chops, head, heads, face, faces, break, breaks, breaking, joke, jokes, trick, tricks, prank, pranks, mischief, troublemaker, troublemakers"Excuse me—does this joke need a lawyer?"
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