"If you laugh at all of God's jokes, he's never going to learn what's funny."
"Le roi s'amuse. Now put your father on the phone."
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"As a joke let's take them to ... and tell them that's our leader."
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A car with cans tied to back bumper drives away; the words "Just Kidding," are written in big letters on its back bumper.
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"Orange you glad I didn't say banana? But seriously, that's the last time we knock."
"But seriously, folks..."
"No...ha-ha, no, but seriously, boy, I'm going to have to eat you now."
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.
"Do you guys need a wacky, fun-loving jokester for your crew? I can make silly sounds."
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"I don't feel Marie is the right sort for the Garden Club."
Plato and Socrates, the Vaudeville Years
"I don't get it."
"I don't have a bedtime story - how about a bedtime joke or anecdote?"
"I never know when you're kidding."
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"I just said that for comic effect."
"There are some things that are not funny, and sex is one of them!"
"That's a marvellous disguise! I almost ate you."
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"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."
"Oh, come on back Yin. I was only kidding."
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"I have to admit, sometimes I laugh on the inside too."
"Twenty bucks says you can't cross the road!"
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Why there are moms
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"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."
Tags:couple, couples, marriage, married, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, friend, friends, gathering, gatherings, get together, party, parties, making fun of, teasing, joking, laughing, laughing at, laugh, laughs, laughter, not laughing at you, laughing with you, middle aged