"I hope you realize that I'm the one who has to write about this stupid vacation next fall."
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"Are we there yet?"
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"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"
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"Are we there yet?"
An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.
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A man seeking truth encounters a clown.
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"I've found that there are times in a person's spiritual journey when prescription drugs are entirely appropriate."
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"Salted nuts or chewing gum?"
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Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York
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"When we're home, are we still aliens?"
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"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."
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QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.
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"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."
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Viva Las Vegas.
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"I keep the good truth in the back."
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Cowboys on a Journey Within
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"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."
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The Jitney 'Cross The Styx
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"Take heed! For your journey is filled with long delays and unexpected service charges!"
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Viva Las Vegas.
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"I'm counting to three, pilgrim."
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Descent Into The Maelstrom
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"Come along, son. We are at but the beginning of a long and arduous journey."
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"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."