"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, innocent, innocence, ignorant, ignorance, excuse, excuses, alibi, alibis, crime, legal principle, legal principles, ignorantia juris non excusat, ignorantia legis neminem excusat, legal doctrine, knowledge of the law, ignorance of the law is no excuse, word play, wordplay"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"
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dissent, dissenting opinion, dissenting opinions, judge, judges, scotus, s.c.o.t.u.s., supreme court of the united states, justice, justices, law, laws, legal, justice system, legal system, supreme court, agreement, agreeing, disagreeing, disagreement, court, courts, decision, decisions, deciding, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel"The Court finds itself on the horns of a dilemma. On the one hand, wiretap evidence is inadmissible, and on the other hand I'm dying to hear it."
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dilemma, dilemmas, decision, decisions, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, judge, judges, court, courts, courthouse, courthouses, courtroom, courtrooms, wiretap, wiretapping, evidence, inadmissible"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."
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polite, politeness, etiquette, manner, manner, good manners, thank you, crime, criminal, law, court, courst, court of law, courtroom, judge, judges, judged, judicial, jury, jury service, not guilty, defendant, defendants, lawyer, lawyers, legal, legality, legal system, criminal justice, justice, guilt, verdict, verdicts"No, I don't think your decisions are too Draconian. Do you think my decisions are too Draconian?"
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jury, juries, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, judge, judges, court, courts, courthouse, courthouses, courtroom, courtrooms, witness, witnesses, courtroom etiquette, speculation, shock, shocked, shock factor"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"
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