Judge Cartoons

"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."

"Innocence is no excuse."

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"The Court finds itself on the horns of a dilemma. On the one hand, wiretap evidence is inadmissible, and on the other hand I'm dying to hear it."

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

"Look, a shooting star- let's critique it!"

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

"Let's be reasonable. Just approve my client, and we'll all be spared a lot of nasty litigation."

"The court is sorry that it raised its voice."

"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."

"No, I don't think your decisions are too Draconian. Do you think my decisions are too Draconian?"

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"My question is for the medical examiner."

"What are you - some kind of justice freak?"

"Call it 'legislating from the bench,' if you will, but on this occasion I should like to repeal the First Amendment."

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

"My client pleads great wealth."

"Learned counsel should use shorter words. Learned counsel is forgetting that this Court was not an 'A' student."

"How did this case ever get so far?"

"The jury will disregard the witness's last remarks."

"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

"Don't make me come down there."

"Not guilty, Your Honor, the menu clearly says 'Death by Chocolate'."

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