Judgement Cartoons

"We'll probably vote for the least qualified candidate. We have no judgment skills."

"Let's be reasonable. Just approve my client, and we'll all be spared a lot of nasty litigation."

"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

"How did this case ever get so far?"

The Subtext of All Tattoos

"I'm expecting easy confirmation."

"I guess this is as good as it gets."

"Would you like a professional critique of your orders?"

"I find your ruling on the avocado-grapefruit-and-pomegranate salad overly narrow."

"The 'Post' did an unflattering piece on me."

"Wings that don't work! Harps that don't play! Are you sure this isn't Hell?"

"We the jury, on the advice of our lawyers, decline to render a verdict."

The Judgment of Paris

"Go ahead, finish your beer."

"And you call yourself a marsupial?"

"I would have stayed in Purgatory if I'd know this was going to be such a schlep."

"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"

"The bailiff will change the venue."

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

"Ugh, I'm too hungover for salvation-come back later."

"I need something sturdy enough to withstand the scrutiny of other parents."

"Is it true that you were the only person at the concert who refused to 'wave your hands in the air, and wave 'em like you just don't care'?"

Heaven's IN/OUT filing.