"We'll probably vote for the least qualified candidate. We have no judgment skills."
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election, elections, electing, voting, voter, voters, vote, votes, election campaign, election campaigns, politics, politicians, politician, government, governments, least qualified, candidate, candidates, poll, polls, polling, pollster, pollsters, judgement, skill, skills, incompetence, incompetent, incompetents, president, presidents, presidential election, presidential elections, senate, senator, senators, representative, representatives, congress, congressman, congressman, congresswoman, congresswomen, governor, governors, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, americans"Let's be reasonable. Just approve my client, and we'll all be spared a lot of nasty litigation."
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st. peter, saint peter, representation, legal representation, lawyer, lawyers, defense attorney, defense attorneys, attorney, attorneys, litigation, lawsuit, lawsuits, intimidate, intimidates, intimidation, intimidating, client, clients, veiled threat, veiled threats, judgement, judgements, judgment, judgments, judge, judges, representative, representatives"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."
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nubis, underworld, god, gods, egyptian god, egyptian gods, egyptian, egyptians, ancient egypt, jackal, jackals, judgement, judgements, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, legal representation, legal representative, legal team, legal teams, advice, advisor, advisors, soul, souls, feather, feathers, weight, weigh, weighingThe Subtext of All Tattoos
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subtext, tattoo, tattoos, tattoo artist, tattoo artists, divorce, divorces, damaged, mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems, mental health issue, mental health issues, struggle, struggles, struggling, judgment, judgments, judgement, judgements, judgemental, trashy, classy, snob, snobbery, snobby"He's a mental-health critic."
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mental health, critic, critics, critique, critiques, critiquing, mental health problem, mental health problems, therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, headshrinker, headshrinkers, headshrinking, doctor, doctors, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, analyst, analysts, analysis, psychoanalysis, psychoanalyst, psychoanalysts, mental health clinic, mental health clinics, judge, judges, judgement, judgements, judgment, judgments"I'm expecting easy confirmation."
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pearl gates, pearly gates, gates of heaven, heaven, confirmation, confirmations, easy confirmation, easy confirmations, political appointment, political appointment, political confirmation, political confirmations, political candidate, political candidates, afterlife, the afterlife, st.peter, st peter, saint peter, judgement, confirmation politics, supreme court, us supreme court, legitimacy, judgement day, dying, died"I guess this is as good as it gets."
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pearl gates, pearly gates, gates of heaven, heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, judgement, judgement day, dying, died, angel, angels, paradise, living in paradise, bridge, playing bridge, bridge game, bridge player, bridge players, cards, card game, card games, card player, card players, eternal peace, eternal happiness"Would you like a professional critique of your orders?"
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critique, critiques, order, orders, waiter, waiters, wait tables, waiting tables, waits tables, criticism, criticisms, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, judge, judges, judging, judgement, judgements, judgemental, judgemental attitude, judgemental attitudes, snob, snobs, snobby, snobbery"I find your ruling on the avocado-grapefruit-and-pomegranate salad overly narrow."
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salad, salads, disagreement, disagreements, judge, judges, judging, gavel, gavels, judgment, judgments, judgement, judgements, judgemental, avocado, avocados, grapefruit, grapefruits, pomegranate, pomegranates, combination, combinations, weird combination, weird combinations, adventurous, adventurous eater, adventurous eaters"The 'Post' did an unflattering piece on me."
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prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, criminal, criminals, crime, law breakers, against the law, media, newspapers, newspaper, publicity, bad publicity, moral relativism, judgement, judgements, bad guy, bad guys, bunk bed, bunk beds, unflattering, inmates, inmate, news, defamation of character, slander, bad reputation, fake news, false news, reporter, reporters, journalist, journalists"Wings that don't work! Harps that don't play! Are you sure this isn't Hell?"
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heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, st.peter, st peter, saint peter, judgement, judgement day, dying, died, punishments, hell, cliche, cliches, stereotype, stereotypes, modern attitudes, fussy, snob, snobs, snobbish"We the jury, on the advice of our lawyers, decline to render a verdict."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, judgement, judgements, verdict, verdicts, jury, juries, advice, legal advice, render, rendering, decline, declining, legal problem, legal problemsThe Judgment of Paris
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paris, judgment of paris, judgement of paris, greek, greek myth, greek myths, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, aphrodite, venus, judgement, judgements, judgment, judgments, judgmental, judgemental, interview question, interview questions, question, questions, questioning, art history, skill, skills, skillset, skillsets, skill set, skill sets, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, trojan, trojan war, rome, foundation of rome"Go ahead, finish your beer."
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heaven, gates of heaven, pearly gates, pearl gates, the pearly gates, st peter, st. peter, saint peter, pig, pigs, bbq, bbqs, barbecue, barbecues, barbeques, barbeque, judgement, judgement day, dying, after life, the afterlife, afterlife, the after life, meat eater, meat eaters, omnivore, omnivores"And you call yourself a marsupial?"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, marsupial, marsupials, kangaroo, kangaroos, joey, joeys, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, pouch, pouches, pocket, pockets, baby sling, baby slings, baby carrier, baby carriers, carrying, judgement, judgemental, judging, criticising, criticizing, critical, critic, critics, modern parent, modern parents, modern parenting, modern parenthood, modern life"I would have stayed in Purgatory if I'd know this was going to be such a schlep."
"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"
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pearl gates, pearly gates, gates of heaven, heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, st.peter, good weather, nice weather, sunny, weather, summer, sunny, sunny weather, warm weather, nice day, nice days, glorious weather, glorious day, glorious days, morning, mornings, waking, up, st peter, saint peter, judgement, judgement day, dying, died"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."
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couple, couples, spouse, spouses, marriage, married, relationship, relationships, husband, husbands, wife, wives, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, opinion, opinions, interrogation, interrogations, questions, question, questioning, judgement, judging, judgemental, attitude, attitudes, bad attitude, sassy, beach, couples argument, argue, arguing"Ugh, I'm too hungover for salvation-come back later."
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hungover, hangover, hangovers, drinker, drinkers, the morning after, god, christianity, christian, christians, judaism, jews, jewish, salvation, salvation, judgement, judgement day, miracle, miracles, headache, headaches, hung over, hung-over, hang over, hang overs, hang-over, hang-overs, drunk, drunks, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, theism, theist, theists"I need something sturdy enough to withstand the scrutiny of other parents."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, modern parenting, modern parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, helmet, helmets, safety, protection, protective gear, safety gear, protective equipment, safety equipment, parental, scrutiny, judgement, examination, inspection, sturdy, solid, modern life, other parents, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood"Is it true that you were the only person at the concert who refused to 'wave your hands in the air, and wave 'em like you just don't care'?"
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judge, judges, judgement, judicial, judiciary, law, lawyer, lawyers, legal, legals, legalism, threat, threatened, threatening, little man, legality, mallet, mallets, hammer, hammers, jury, juror, jurors, juries, persecute, persecution, persecutor, crime, criminal, court, courts, courthouse, courtroom, court battle, music, musical, musicians, musician, concert, concerts, gig, gigs, dance, dancing, dances, slogan, slogans, conform, conformity, questioning, line of questioning, absurd, absurdity, trial, on trialHeaven's IN/OUT filing.
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heaven, heavens, file, filing, files, fate, fates, judgement, judgement day, in, out, tray, trays, filed, last judgement, final day of judgement, in tray, out tray, in-tray, out-tray, hell, hells, purgatory, damned, saved, doomsday, god, gods, christian, christians, the day of the lord, office, offices