"Judgement Day: Division Four"
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, prosecutor, prosecutors, prosecution, defense, defence, defendant, defendants, client, clients, witness, witness, bailiff, bailiffs, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, day in court, justice, chaos, confusion, judgement day, american court system, punishments, sentence, sentences, sentencing, criminal, criminals, media, press, journalist, journalists, reporter, reporters, jury, juries, juror, jurors, murder, murders, homicide, swearing in, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence"I'm expecting easy confirmation."
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pearl gates, pearly gates, gates of heaven, heaven, confirmation, confirmations, easy confirmation, easy confirmations, political appointment, political appointment, political confirmation, political confirmations, political candidate, political candidates, afterlife, the afterlife, st.peter, st peter, saint peter, judgement, confirmation politics, supreme court, us supreme court, legitimacy, judgement day, dying, died"I guess this is as good as it gets."
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pearl gates, pearly gates, gates of heaven, heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, judgement, judgement day, dying, died, angel, angels, paradise, living in paradise, bridge, playing bridge, bridge game, bridge player, bridge players, cards, card game, card games, card player, card players, eternal peace, eternal happinessThe End is Near
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doomsayer, doomsayers, end of the world, end of the earth, apocalypse, the apocalypse, the end is nigh, the end is near, mad, mad person, mad people, crazy, crazy person, crazy people, judgement day, prophet, prophets, prophecy, prophecies, scaremonger, scaremongering, doom merchant, doom merchants"Wings that don't work! Harps that don't play! Are you sure this isn't Hell?"
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heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, st.peter, st peter, saint peter, judgement, judgement day, dying, died, punishments, hell, cliche, cliches, stereotype, stereotypes, modern attitudes, fussy, snob, snobs, snobbish"Go ahead, finish your beer."
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heaven, gates of heaven, pearly gates, pearl gates, the pearly gates, st peter, st. peter, saint peter, pig, pigs, bbq, bbqs, barbecue, barbecues, barbeques, barbeque, judgement, judgement day, dying, after life, the afterlife, afterlife, the after life, meat eater, meat eaters, omnivore, omnivores"I would have stayed in Purgatory if I'd know this was going to be such a schlep."
"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"
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pearl gates, pearly gates, gates of heaven, heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, st.peter, good weather, nice weather, sunny, weather, summer, sunny, sunny weather, warm weather, nice day, nice days, glorious weather, glorious day, glorious days, morning, mornings, waking, up, st peter, saint peter, judgement, judgement day, dying, died"Ugh, I'm too hungover for salvation-come back later."
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hungover, hangover, hangovers, drinker, drinkers, the morning after, god, christianity, christian, christians, judaism, jews, jewish, salvation, salvation, judgement, judgement day, miracle, miracles, headache, headaches, hung over, hung-over, hang over, hang overs, hang-over, hang-overs, drunk, drunks, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, theism, theist, theistsHeaven's IN/OUT filing.
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heaven, heavens, file, filing, files, fate, fates, judgement, judgement day, in, out, tray, trays, filed, last judgement, final day of judgement, in tray, out tray, in-tray, out-tray, hell, hells, purgatory, damned, saved, doomsday, god, gods, christian, christians, the day of the lord, office, offices"You know what you're doing? Criminalizing policy differences."
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policy, policy difference, policy differences, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, judgement, judgements, judgement day, judgment, judgments, judgment day, gates of heaven, st. peter, saint peter, appeal, appeals, appealing, appeal the decision, appeals the decision, appealing the decision, emotional appeal, emotional appeals, moral, morality, ethics, disagreement, disagreements, plea, pleas, plea deal, plea deals, plea bargain, plea bargains, bargain, bargains, bargaining, negotiate, negotiates, negotiating, negotiator, negotiators"Helen! Well, I'll be damned."
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pearl gates, pearly gates, gates of heaven, heaven, ex, exes, the ex, afterlife, the afterlife, st.peter, st peter, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, divorce, divorces, revenge, getting revenge, saint peter, judgement, impartial, impartiality, bias, biased, judgement day, dying, died"That's where the celebrities are."
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celebrity, celebrities, levels of hell, levels of heaven, hierarchy, hierarchies, inequality, cant take it with you, can't take it with you, privilege, privileges, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, pearl gates, pearly gates, gates of heaven, heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, st.peter, st peter, saint peter, judgement, judgement day, dying, died"Tell me you didn't pull up in a limo."
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can't take it with you, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, hopeless, pearl gates, pearly gates, gates of heaven, heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, st.peter, st peter, saint peter, judgement, judgement day, dying, died"When it's eternity here, it's still early morning on the West Coast."
"...and God, if you hear my prayers, I ask that you please respect my right to privacy."
Zagat Rated
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pearl gates, pearly gates, gates of heaven, heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, st.peter, st peter, saint peter, judgement, judgement day, dying, died, angel, angels, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, disappointment, disappointments, new job, new jobs, modern life"I brought out the meekness in others."
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heaven, gates of heaven, pearly gates, pearled gates, judgement, judgement day, god, christianity, christian, christians, judaism, jews, jewish, theism, theist, theists, meek, meekness, arrogant, arrogance, superior, superiority, conceit, conceited, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension, persuade, persuading, persuasive, making your case, unworthy, unworthiness"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."
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pearl gates, pearly gates, gates of heaven, heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, st.peter, st peter, saint peter, judgement, judgement day, dying, died, nice guy, nice guys, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorney, corporate law, corporate lawyer, corporate lawyers, angel, angels, offended, offend, defend, defensive, defensivenessGod throwing a lifebelt.
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heaven, god, gods, rescue, rescues, lifebelt, lifebelts, life guard, life guards, lifeguard, lifeguards, pearl gates, pearly gates, gates of heaven, heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, st.peter, st peter, saint peter, judgement, judgement day, dying, died, sea rescue, sea rescues, minimum effort, no effort spared