Judgemental Cartoons

"Look, a shooting star- let's critique it!"

The Subtext of All Tattoos

"Would you like a professional critique of your orders?"

"I find your ruling on the avocado-grapefruit-and-pomegranate salad overly narrow."

"After all these years, you still feel guilt? You should be ashamed of yourself."

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

The Judgment of Paris

"And you call yourself a marsupial?"

"We do all our own parenting."

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

"Why don't you try one before you start comparing them to oranges?"

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

"Let's not forget one thing—theirs is California money."

"Of course, we're happy for you and Klaza, Beega. But tell me, what do his people do?"

"Doesn't he seem a little old for her?"

"Be careful what you say. She's never been to Europe."

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

That party went well.

"Is this the wine you selected at random?"

"That dead person is still on our lawn."

"It's that 'rarer than thou' attitude that gets me."

"He doesn't say much, but he bristles a lot."

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Save it for the hair judge."

"This one might be a bit out of your price range, sir. It costs eighteen zillion dollars."