"Let's be reasonable. Just approve my client, and we'll all be spared a lot of nasty litigation."
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"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."
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"How did this case ever get so far?"
The Subtext of All Tattoos
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"He's a mental-health critic."
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"Would you like a professional critique of your orders?"
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"I find your ruling on the avocado-grapefruit-and-pomegranate salad overly narrow."
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"The 'Post' did an unflattering piece on me."
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"We the jury, on the advice of our lawyers, decline to render a verdict."
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The Judgment of Paris
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"The bailiff will change the venue."
"Why don't you try one before you start comparing them to oranges?"
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"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."
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"You know what you're doing? Criminalizing policy differences."
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"No one could claim that Judge Walker doesn't approach these obscenity hearings with an open mind."
"Let's not forget one thing—theirs is California money."
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"Under the Freedom of Information Act, I'm requesting that you disclose what you have on me in your files."
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"I've had you appraised."
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"I'm happy to say that my final judgement of a case is almost always consistent with my prejudgement of the case."
That party went well.
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"Next time write the book about the crime after you've been convicted."
"Blasphemy, yes, but it was funny."
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Everyone's a Media Expert
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"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."
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"It's very touching. She was his first teacher."
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