Judgments Cartoons

Judgments Cartoons

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Judgments cartoon

"I find your ruling on the avocado-grapefruit-and-pomegranate salad overly narrow."

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"Let's be reasonable. Just approve my client, and we'll all be spared a lot of nasty litigation."

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"He's a mental-health critic."

Artist: Gregory, Alex   Search ID: CC135354   High Res: 4611x2092 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: mental health, critic, critics, critique, critiques, critiquing, mental health problem, mental health problems, therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, headshrinker, headshrinkers, headshrinking, doctor, doctors, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, analyst, analysts, analysis, psychoanalysis, psychoanalyst, psychoanalysts, mental health clinic, mental health clinics, judge, judges, judgement, judgements, judgment, judgments

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"Why don't you try one before you start comparing them to oranges?"

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"My basic judicial philosophy is 'Guilty.'"

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"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

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"That dead person is still on our lawn."

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"Candice, your eyes are like two crystal-blue pools of habitual judgment."

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"I'll say a normal word, then you say the first sick thing that pops into your head."

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"Under the Freedom of Information Act, I'm requesting that you disclose what you have on me in your files."

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"The bailiff will change the venue."

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The Lottery

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"The court sentences you to, oh, four-and-a-half years."

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"You know what you're doing? Criminalizing policy differences."

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"It's very touching. She was his first teacher."

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"Has the defendant anything to say before this court passes sentence?"

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"He doesn't say much, but he bristles a lot."

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The Subtext of All Tattoos

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The Judgment of Paris

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"I don't know when I've seen a more magnificent slide. You're out!"

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"First, understand that from up here you all look like a bunch of ants."

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"It's like the minute they see 'Charlie Manson' on your dating profile all you get are the crazy ones."

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"It's new all right, but it's not very exciting."

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"Let's not forget one thing—theirs is California money."

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King Solomon, ethical slut.

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