"I always thought white-collar crime was done by computer."
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"Excuse me—does this joke need a lawyer?"
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"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"
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A potato is walking down the street; a potato masher is hiding around a corner waiting to jump him.
"In addition to robbing you, I'm also doing research for a novel."
"They fixed the printer."
"Your charisma or your life!"
"You shouldn't feel too bad. I think it's remarkable they managed even one jump."
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Firemen catching a gargoyle falling from a burning building
Firefighters hold out a safety net for a frog