"It was a sweater when I began."
"With the cost of heating oil at an all-time high, perhaps you now regret exchanging those sensible Christmas sweaters for the fleeting amusement of toys."
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"That'll be twenty even—ten for the wine and a ten-dollar tax on the hapless sweater."
"If you're not going to come back inside, at least put on a sweater."
Ask me about my thick neck.
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"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"
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"Please, Melissa, just give him your cashmere!"
"Excuse me—does this joke need a lawyer?"
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"It was better before God took up knitting."
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Dogs wearing sweaters
"I like a relaxed fit."
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Dog and Runner Jumping Hurdles Together
"It's raw, unprocessed wool."
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"Oh, fine, thanks. And yourself?"
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"I had my coat made into a sweater."
"You guys go ahead. I've decided to smoke myself to death."
Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.
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"You have to get closer to that banana peel for me to believe you're serious."
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"Wow! Do you think he would have jumped?"
Reasons for Return...
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"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."
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"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."
We Print Anything on Your T-Shirt
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"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."
A woman jumps over a giant mouth