"It's your real-estate agent. She says she may have found you a higher ledge."
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dark humour, dark humor, gallows humor, gallows, gallows humour, black humor, black humour, jump, jumping, ledge, jump off, ledges, real-estate, real estate, apartment, apartments, sales, sales pitch, hard sell, bad timing, timing, talk down, suicidal, ledge, ledges, location, locations, leap, leaps, leapingChocolate Lovers' Leap
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lover, lovers, lover's leap, chocolate, chocolate cake, chocolates, chocolate cakes, sweet, sweets, sweet tooth, cliff, cliffs, jump, jumping, romantic, romance, romantic tragedy, food, foods, toponym, toponyms, dead, die, died, death"You're on next. Break a leg!"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, dolphin, dolphins, porpoise, porpoises, aquarium, aquariums, waterpark, waterparks, water park, water parks, oceanarium, oceanariums, marine mammal park, marine mammal parks, show, shows, performance, performances, performing, theater, theaters, theatre, theatres, jumping, leaping, hoop, hoops, your on next, your turn, break a leg, superstition, superstitions, good luck, luck, fortune, entertainment, performer, performersA crash test dummy counts sheep.
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sleep, sleeps, sleeping, crash test dummy, crash test dummies, dummy, dummies, count sheep, counts sheep, counting sheep, jump, jumps, jumping, crash, crashes, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, danger, dangers, dangerous, stunt, stunts, relax, relaxes, relaxing, car crash, car crashes, car accident, car accidents"In my view, management overrates the motivational appeal of mackerel."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, dolphin, dolphins, porpoise, porpoises, aquarium, aquariums, waterpark, waterparks, water park, water parks, oceanarium, oceanariums, marine mammal park, marine mammal parks, show, shows, performance, performances, performing, jumping, leaping, entertainment, performer, performers, management, motivation, mackerel, food, fish, trainer, trainersTWIN-KILLING CHOREOGRAPHY
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sport, sports, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, athlete, athletes, baseball team, baseball teams, professional baseball, pitcher, pitchers, runner, runners, baseman, basemen, sliding, base, bases, home base, catching, pitching, throwing, tossing, jumping, dance, dances, dancing, dancer, dancers, ballet, ballerina, ballerinas, fouette en l'air, jete en haut, tour en l'air, entrechat cinq, choreography, choreographer, choreographers, dance move, dance moves"You know kids love boundaries, Dad."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, kid, kids, childhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, son, sons, boundaries, set boundaries, setting boundaries, play ground, play grounds, playgrounds, playground, play park, play parks, playparks, playpark, swing, swings, swingset, swingsets, play, playing, fathers and sons, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, childish behaviour, jump, jumpingWelcome to Lovers' Leap
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lovers leap, assisted, unassisted, help, helpful, independent, assisted suicide, unassisted suicide, black humour, black humor, death, dead, end, dead end, doom, jump, jumps, jumping, leaping, leap, leaps, romantic tragedy, romantic tragedies, tragic, tragedy, fatal, fall, cliffs, high cliffs, downfall, direction, down"I guess it's no big deal anymore."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, cow, cows, cattle, talking cows, talking cow, livestock, farm, farms, farming, farmers, farmer, ranch, ranches, rancher, ranchers, dairy farm, dairy farms, dairy farmer, dairy farmers, no big deal, nbd, n.b.d., the cow jumped over the moon, moon, moons, full moon, full moons, flying, jumping, jumping cows, flying cows, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, hey diddle diddle, mother goose, the cat and the fiddle, herd, herds, children's story, children's stories, book, books, literature"Harry can never remember whether it's the winner or the loser who's supposed to jump over the net."
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sport, sports, tennis, player, players, athlete, athletes, winner, winners, winning, loser, losers, losing, celebrating, celebration, celebrations, net, nets, jumping, jumping over, accident, accidents, bad timing, forgetful, bad memory, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, dumb, stupid, sportsmanshipThe Rivalry Begins
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superhero, superheroes, super hero, super heroes, hero, heroes, rival, rivals, rivalry, rivalries, competition, competitor, competitors, competition, competitive, super power, super powers, superpower, superpowers, jump, jumping, dare, dares, daring, double dare, risk, risky, risks, contest, contesting, origin story, origin stories"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"
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ballet, ballerina, prance, prancing, grande jeté, jeté, jete, saut de chat, leap, leaps, leaping, jump, jumping, jumps, jumped, couple, energy, energetic, verve, prima, flamboyant, flamboyancy, beauty, beautiful, elegance, elegant, elegantly, theatre, theater, perform, performance, performing, art, artist, artistic, couple, couples, embellishment, embellishments, communication, married, married life, communicate, communicating, skill, skills, talking, talk, argue, argument, argumentsA dog in a room jumps in fright from the sound of a guitar string suddenly breaking.
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, scared, fright, jumping, surprised, shocked, musical instrument, musical instrument, string, strings, guitar, guitars, broken, snapped, loud noise, sudden noise, heart attack, heart attacks, musician, musicians"Good coffee."
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ballet, ballerina, prance, prancing, grande jeté, jeté, jete, saut de chat, leap, leaps, leaping, jump, jumping, jumps, jumped, couple, energy, energetic, verve, prima, flamboyant, flamboyancy, beauty, beautiful, elegance, elegant, elegantly, theatre, theater, perform, performance, performing, art, artist, artistic, coffee, coffee, caffeine, caffeinated, high caffeine, espresso, urban, urban life, urban living, fit, fitness, foodie, foodies, food lover, morning coffee, morning, mornings"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, cow, cows, cattle, talking cows, talking cow, livestock, farm, farms, farming, farmers, farmer, ranch, ranches, rancher, ranchers, dairy farm, dairy farms, dairy farmer, dairy farmers, the cow jumped over the moon, moon, moons, full moon, full moons, flying, jumping, jumping cows, flying cows, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, hey diddle diddle, mother goose, the cat and the fiddle, children's story, children's stories, book, books, literature, drug, medical, medicine, steroid, steroids, performance-enhancing, performance enhancer, performance enhancers, cheating, cheater, cheaters, athlete, athletes, sport, sports, steroid era, era, era, modern lifeA butler holds down a tennis net so his master can more easily jump over it to shake the hand of his opponent.
Cat doing complex equation to work out the jump he needs to make.
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equation, equations, formula, formulae, cat, cats, instinct, reason, feline, felines, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, mathematician, mathematicians, mathematics, math, maths, geometry, theorem, leap, leaps, angle, angles, jump, jumps, jumping, counter, counters, calculate, calculates, calculating, calculation, calculations, trig, trigonometry, overcomplicate, overcomplicates, overcomplicating, overthink, overthinks, overthinking"Now I want you to jump over this candlestick fifteen times! Go!"
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nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, jack, jack be nimble, jump over, jump, jumping, candle, candles, candlestick, candlesticks, exercise, exercising, fitness, personal training, personal trainer, personal trainers, jumping jack, jumping jacks, gym, gyms, fitness club, fitness clubs, health club, health clubs, fitness centre, fitness centres, fitness center, fitness centers"I'm telling you, you need to try interval hopping."
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intervals, interval, interval training, training, exercise, exercising, gym, hop, hopping, jump, jumping, high intensity, low intensity, intense, intensity, variations, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, talking bunny, talking bunnies, talking rabbit, talking rabbits, talking animal, talking animals, gym rat, fitness, health, fit, keeping fit, working out, work out, friends, friend, animal, animals, fitness routine, fitness routines"You call that high, Mr Raskin?"
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business man, business men, businessman, business men, business person, jump, jumping, jumping through hoops, career ladder, the career ladder, corporate ladder, business ladder, promotion, promotopms, you say how high, expression, expressions, business talk, business jargon, management style, management styles, business people, businessperson, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, cow, cows, pig, pigs, cattle, talking cows, talking cow, livestock, farm, farms, farming, farmers, farmer, ranch, ranches, rancher, ranchers, dairy farm, dairy farms, dairy farmer, dairy farmers, the cow jumped over the moon, moon, moons, full moon, full moons, flying, jumping, jumping cows, flying cows, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, hey diddle diddle, mother goose, the cat and the fiddle, herd, herds, children's story, children's stories, book, books, literature, understand, cow thing, cow things, insider, insiders"Go deep!"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, dolphin, dolphins, aquarium, aquariums, waterpark, waterparks, water park, water parks, oceanarium, oceanariums, marine mammal park, marine mammal parks, sport, sports, football, american football, passing, pass, passes, deep, deep pass, deep passes, athlete, athletes, player, players, playing, trick, tricks, coach, coaches, trainer, trainers, diving, jumping, word play, wordplay