"Fine. If it's a boy, we'll call him Boy. But if it's a girl I want to call her McKenzie."
"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."
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"I don't care what your mother did—I'm not eating the fleas off your back."
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Tarzan Of The Cranes
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"How convincing are your jungle-bird calls, Ms. Haverhill?"
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Meanwhile, Deep in the Rain Forest...Save the Cities
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"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"
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"I'm going to send you to someone who's more familiar with the law of the jungle."
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"1-800 Herd of Elephants."
"Looks like the new Tarzan was raised by personal trainers."
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"I'm not so sure this is still Queens."
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Law of the Jungle
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Chelsea of the Apes
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"Tarzan no want computer."
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"And cc the rest of the food chain."
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"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
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"The gods want olive oil, but it has to be virgin olive oil."
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"Me Tarzan, you Jane, who he?"
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"In New York, we wouldn't call this quick."
"If you go deep enough into the jungle, there's always a bar scene."
The Lawyers of the Jungle
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"I'll have my people stalk, kill and devour your people."
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Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal
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