"This painting, we're sorry to say, is pure trash."
Tags:art, art museum, art museums, art gallery, art galleries, exhibit, exhibits, exhibition, exhibitions, painting, paintings, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, painter, painters, audioguide, audioguides, audio guide, audio guides, audio tour, audio tours, guide, guides, tour, tours, recording, quality, critique, criticism, critic, critics, criticising, criticizing, trash, garbage, rubbish, junk, bad quality, curator, curators, art appraiser, art appraisers
Welcome to the Museum of One's Kitchen
Every Hour in the Untited States, People Eat Three Acres of Pizza.
Tags:pizza, pizzas, challenge, challenges, overcome, improvise, adapt, adapting, obese, obesity, obesity epidemic, weight, weight loss, losing weight, lose weight, overweight, food, foodie, food blog, food blogger, food bloggers, food lover, food lovers, pizza lover, pizza lovers, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, america, americans, american, impossible task, impossible tasks, junk, junk food, italian, italian food, region, regional, pop culture reference, pop culture
"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."
Tags:messy, mess, messes, junk, items, things, trash, rubbish, garbage, stuff, cleaning, cleaning out, spring cleaning, purging, hoard, hoards, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, collector, collectors, collection, collections, collecting, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, materialism, life, put in, get out
"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"
Tags:hoard, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, junk, junk collector, junk collectors, bad habit, bad habits, enabling, enable, enabler, enablers, bad influence, bad influences, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, addiction, addictions, addicted, junk yard, bad neighbor, bad neighbors, bad neighbour, bad neighbours, compulsive hoarding, compulsive hoarder, compulsive hoarders, messy, disorganized, disorganised
"I wish you'd do something about the moat."
Tags:king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, queen, queens, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, castle, castles, moat, moats, pollution, water pollution, litter, trash, rubbish, garbage, junk, floating, clutter, mess, messy, cluttered, clean up, clean-up, housework, chore, chores, cleaning, yard work, yardwork
Tags:descent, descending, store, stores, shop, shops, consumerism, consumerist, materialism, materialist, garbage, antique, tat, bric a brac, ornament, ornaments, knick knacks, knick-knacks, useless, comparing, comparison, level, levels, junk, gimmick, gimmicks, bits and bobs, bits-and-bobs, gewgaw, gewgaws, collecting, collects, hoard, hoards, hoarding
"It's found crap."
Urban Compost Heap.
"Has that one guy we've been sending all the spam to responded yet?"
Tags:spam, spammail, spam mail, email, emails, junk, junk mail, cold caller, cold call, unsolicited, computers, computer, internet, sales, salesmen, offices, sell, spammed, spammer, spammers, spamming, leafleting, leaflets, unwanted, unwanted spam, unwanted email, circular, technology, tech, modern, modern life, digital age, digital world, digital, sarcasm, sarcastic, automated email, automated, automation, perspective
'This summer, spoil yourself silly with a...Pocket Barbecue!'
Tags:barbecue, barbecues, bbq, bbqs, barbeque, barbeques, spoil yourself, spoiling yourself, treat yourself, treating yourself, consumer, consumers, consumerism, grill, grills, grilling, grilled, useless invention, useless inventions, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, retailer, retailers, junk, worthless
"Phil suddenly decided to give up everything that was bad for him-no more smoking, drinking, or junk food-and he feels absolutely terrific!"
Tags:healthy, health, unhealthy, smoking, drinking, junk, food, junk food, give up, give-up, renounce, quit, quits, unhappy, depressed, dazed, disappointed, regret, regrets, regretting, happy, wife, husband, wives, husbands, feelings, vice, vices, different, stories, lies, lie, hidden, marriage, married, marry, married, relationship, relationships
Yard Sale: Cookie Jar - $10,000
"Here's this dumb crafts thing I made in two seconds. If you don't keep it forever, I will come to resent you."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, art, arts and crafts, crafts, craft, arts & crafts, resentment, guilt, guilty, guilt trip, guilt trips, forever, childhood, keeping, clutter, junk, memory, memories, trauma, mental health, psychology, artwork, artworks, proud
"There's more inside."
Tags:messy, mess, messes, junk, trash, rubbish, garbage, stuff, cleaning, clearing out, cleaning out, spring cleaning, hoard, hoards, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, collector, collectors, collection, collections, collecting, garage sale, garage sales, yard sale, yard sales, tag sale, tag sales, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, sale, sales, selling, consumerism, materialism
Mail-Order Yard Sale
Berlitz guide to Scamese
Tags:language, languages, foreign language, foreign languages, language learning, translate, translation, translations, interpret, interpretation, interpretations, english, scamese, scam, con, trick, fraud, scam artist, scam artists, scammer, scammers, con men, spam, spammer, spammers, spam mail, spam e-mail, spam e-mails, span email, spam emails, junk, junk mail, junk email, junk emails, junk e-mail, junk e-mails, nigerian prince scam, nigerian prince scams, money, send money, 419 scam, 419 scams, internet crime, internet security, internet scam, crimes, internet, email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, modern life
"I didn't raise you to steal tacky c**p."
Tags:theft, thief, thieves, thieving, steal, stealing, crimes, criminal, criminals, petty crime, petty crimes, petty theft, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, raising kids, raising children, tack, tacky, junk, rubbish, bric a brac, bric-a-brac, ornament, ornaments, breaking and entering, burglar, burglars, burglary, burglaries, swag, swag bag, swag bags, loot, looting, bad quality, materialism, materialistic
"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre
Tags:inventory, inventories, inventorying, messy, junk drawer, junk drawers, junk, stuff, audit, auditor, auditors, auditing, hoard, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, spring cleaning, cleaning, house cleaning, cleaning the house, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age
"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."
Tags:family, family scene, precocious, precocious kid, kid, kids, child, childhood, childish, parent, parents, parenting, parental, dad, dads, new dad, new baby, new parent, new parents, father, fathers, fatherhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, mom, moms, mum, mums, new mom, new mum, new moms, new mums, new mother, mother, mothers, motherhood, cookie, cookies, cookies from the cookie jar, cookie jar, junk, junk food, patience, questioning, question, foodie, foodies, sweet tooth, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, lgbt+, statistical, statistically
"News flash, Mom-you're a hoarder."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, baby bird, baby birds, babies, child, children, kid, kids, nest, nests, bird nest, bird nests, bird house, bird houses, birdhouse, birdhouses, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, junk, stuff, mess, messes, hoard, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, rubbish, clutter, garbage, news flash, newsflash, honest, honesty, facing the truth, too much stuff, mental health
Tags:online retailer, online retailers, ecommerce, e-commerce, junk, useless, garbage, clutter, clutters, cluttering, hoard, hoards, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, sell online, sells online, selling online, pre-internet, before the internet, save, saves, saving, pack rat, pack rats, store, stores, storing, storage, long-term storage