The Holy Trinity: Salt, Butter and Sugar.
"I'll stop whining when you stop nagging."
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"Guess your weight gain since you've been here"
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Mr. Tater Tot
"Later on, the buffet is going to be all the foods he wasn't allowed to eat."
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"Someday we'll look back at this as the golden age of childhood obesity."
"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down twenty-two dollars and thirty-seven cents."
Me On A Diet: "I should not be eating this!"
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"I do want to be healthy but not so healthy that I miss out on my unhealthy eating habits."
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"Remember when we used to have to fatten the kids up first?"
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"Are you really noah?"
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Liposuction Drive Thru
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"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."
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"Maybe you should worry less about kryptonite and more about office doughnuts."
Tags:snack, snacks, junk food, junk foods, doughnut, doughnuts, donut, dognuts, superhero, superheroes, super hero, super heroes, super-hero, super-heroes, dress sense, super power, super powers, belly, bellies, cake, cakes, junk food, junk foods, fast food, fast foods, weight gain, weight problem, weight problems, obesity problem, gut, guts, achilles' heel
"Sous vide hot dog round, dehydrated generic bun dust, sweet relish foam, ketchup tuile."
Seagull food pyramid