MAIL CALL AT THOMPSON, HALVERSON, SPIELMAN & OSGOOD
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"Oh, Lord! Now we're getting resumes along with the Chinese menus."
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"Has that one guy we've been sending all the spam to responded yet?"
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"We're not friends-she just e-mails me things I'm not interested in."
"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."
"Maybe it's time to go through that mail, huh, Godfather?"
"I wish the king didn't send a raven for every random thought that enters his head."
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Berlitz guide to Scamese
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"It says, 'Congratulations! You've been chosen as a finalist to be King of England.'"
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"How many of these 'email blasts' are we talking about, General."
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A wise man on a mountain finds many flyers for a Chinese takeaway restaurant outside the entrance to his cave.
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The Voice-Mail Box
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My Spam Sketchbook
"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."
"You have been pre-approved for the platinum experience with cashback rewards."
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"I thought all the bills we were going to ignore were coming electronically."
Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.
"Do we want a time-share on Two-Tree Island?"
"I've been preapproved for another credit card apparently because I have a pulse."
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We Are Now Accepting Menus
"I create spam for the internet."
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"Not love. Targeted advertising."
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