MAIL CALL AT THOMPSON, HALVERSON, SPIELMAN & OSGOOD
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office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, meeting, meetings, unprofessional, unethical, ethics, mail, mailbox, post, letter, letters, mail call, love letter, love letters, junk mail, snail mail, package, packagesChinese Carryout
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space, space travel, astronaut, astronauts, space station, space stations, nowhere, middle of nowhere, takeaway menu, takeaway menues, takeaway leaflet, takeaway leaflets, flyer, flyers, ads, adverts, chinese takeaway, chinese carryout, carryout, carryouts, ubiquitous, ever present, omni-present, can't escape, junk mail"Oh, Lord! Now we're getting resumes along with the Chinese menus."
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business, businesses, small business, business owner, business owners, resumes, resume, cv, curriculum vitae, employment, employer, employers, employee, employees, unemployment, urban, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, chinese food, chinese food menu, menu, menus, food, foods, takeout, takeaway, delivery, restaurant, restaurants, fast food, marketing, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, ad, ads, mail, mailbox, junk mail, mailer, mailers, flyer, flyers, c/v, c/vs"Has that one guy we've been sending all the spam to responded yet?"
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spam, spammail, spam mail, email, emails, junk, junk mail, cold caller, cold call, unsolicited, computers, computer, internet, sales, salesmen, offices, sell, spammed, spammer, spammers, spamming, leafleting, leaflets, unwanted, unwanted spam, unwanted email, circular, technology, tech, modern, modern life, digital age, digital world, digital, sarcasm, sarcastic, automated email, automated, automation, perspective"Maybe it's time to go through that mail, huh, Godfather?"
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gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafia boss, mafia bosses, criminal, criminals, family, families, crime lord, crime lords, dead fish, mail, incoming mail, junk mail, film, films, movie, movies"I wish the king didn't send a raven for every random thought that enters his head."
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language, languages, foreign language, foreign languages, language learning, translate, translation, translations, interpret, interpretation, interpretations, english, scamese, scam, con, trick, fraud, scam artist, scam artists, scammer, scammers, con men, spam, spammer, spammers, spam mail, spam e-mail, spam e-mails, span email, spam emails, junk, junk mail, junk email, junk emails, junk e-mail, junk e-mails, nigerian prince scam, nigerian prince scams, money, send money, 419 scam, 419 scams, internet crime, internet security, internet scam, crime, crimes, internet, email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, modern life"It says, 'Congratulations! You've been chosen as a finalist to be King of England.'"
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general, generals, email blast, email blasts, spam, spams, junk mail, email marketing, email advertising, advertisement, advertisements, military strategy, military strategies, military tactic, military tactics, enemy fire, demoralising tactics, demoralising the enemy, demoralizing tactics, demoralizing the enemyA wise man on a mountain finds many flyers for a Chinese takeaway restaurant outside the entrance to his cave.
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guru, gurus, wiseman, wisemen, wise man, wise men, sage, sages, food, restaurant, restaurants, takeaway, takeout, delivery, chinese food, chinese delivery, chinese takeaway, chinese takeout, ad, ads, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, marketing, spam, junk mail, mail, post, flyer, flyersThe Voice-Mail Box
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voicemail, voicemails, voice-mail, voice-mails, mailbox, mailbox, postbox, postboxes, post office box, post office boxes, junk mail, mailer, mailers, circular, circulars, winner, winners, winning, you may already be a winner, deceive, deceives, deceiving, deception, deceptions, deceptive, soliciting, solicitor, solicitors, solicitation, no soliciting, nuisance, nuisances, annoyance, annoyancesMy Spam Sketchbook
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spam, spam email, spam emails, junk, junk mail, junk mails, trash, fake name, fake names, false name, false names, pseudonym, pseudonyms, scam, scams, scamming, scammer, scammers, biography, biographies, biographer, biographers"You have been pre-approved for the platinum experience with cashback rewards."
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"Do we want a time-share on Two-Tree Island?"
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timeshare, timeshares, time-share, lease, leases, leasing, island, islands, desert island, desert islands, marooned, lost, stranded, junk mail, mailer, mailers, circular, circulars, nuisance, nuisances"I've been preapproved for another credit card apparently because I have a pulse."
"Junk mail."
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party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, small talk, job, jobs, career, careers, profession, professions, technology, computer, computers, online, internet, spam, junk mail, spammer, spammers, spamming, modern life"Oh, goody."
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