Juror Cartoons

"Ask the judge whether we can find the defendant not guilty and still execute him."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"My question is for the medical examiner."

"Don't listen to him. Your hair is beautiful."

"They just made a little money the old-fashioned way, Ben–they stole it."

"Thursday is out. I have jury duty."

"If the jury had been sequestered in a nicer hotel, this would probably never have happened."

"Your Honor, we feel the trial failed to deliver on its pretrial publicity."

"Don't think of it as a conspiracy charge. Think of it as a buddy trial."

"It's clear from the replay that it was a leading question."

"I ask you, are these the salmon trousers of a sane man?"

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

"Your Honor, all this pretrial publicity has made my client look fat."

"Good trial." "Good trial." "Good trial."

"Is it true that you were the only person at the concert who refused to 'wave your hands in the air, and wave 'em like you just don't care'?"

"O.K., O.K., house arrest."

"It's what I do."

"If you have any questions about our health-care plan, take it up with the Supreme Court."

"Someday I'll catch you without your mallet, little man."

"Before I start my taped testimony, I should like to say a few words about Fenton's Naturally Decaffeinated Coffee."

"I'll tell you, mock jury duty beats cancer testing."

"If you grant amnesty to people following their conscience everyone will follow his conscience."

"My witness doesn't understand me."

"My witness doesn't understand me."

"You've been charged with driving under the influence of testosterone."