Jury Cartoons

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

"Ask the judge whether we can find the defendant not guilty and still execute him."

"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"My question is for the medical examiner."

"The jury will disregard the witness's last remarks."

"Don't listen to him. Your hair is beautiful."

Law 'N' Order

"They just made a little money the old-fashioned way, Ben–they stole it."

"Make eye contact with the jury, but not homicidal-maniac eye contact."

"Could we skip the prosecution and get on to the sentencing phase?"

"Let me tell you, folks—I've been around long enough to develop an instinct for these things, and my client is innocent or I'm very much mistaken."

"If the jury had been sequestered in a nicer hotel, this would probably never have happened."

"Could my client be innocent? Probably not. My point is it's interesting to think about."

"J'amuse!"

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"Your Honor, we feel the trial failed to deliver on its pretrial publicity."

"If she sings it's over."

"We the jury, on the advice of our lawyers, decline to render a verdict."

"Don't think of it as a conspiracy charge. Think of it as a buddy trial."

"It's clear from the replay that it was a leading question."

"I ask you, are these the salmon trousers of a sane man?"

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."