"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"
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"Ask the judge whether we can find the defendant not guilty and still execute him."
"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."
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"Judgement Day: Division Four"
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"What are you - some kind of justice freak?"
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"There is no justice in the world."
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"Not guilty, Your Honor, the menu clearly says 'Death by Chocolate'."
"Frankly, counselor, I don't care how stressful this is for your client—tell him to get out of that damn yoga position."
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"Before we go to lockup, you've got to see this hilarious video."
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Law 'N' Order
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"I plead guilty, Your Honor, but only in a nice, white-collar sort of way."
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The American Way
"Your Honor, wrong robe."
In A Just World
"The microwave is smart, but the refrigerator is woke."
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"Don't get cute with me, counsellor."
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"At least we know where Neil Gorsuch stands on the separation of church and state."
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"In the interest of streamlining the judicial process, we'll skip the evidence and go directly to sentencing."
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A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.
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"Friends don't let friends turn state's evidence."
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"There was 'reasonable doubt,' Ma'am, so we're hanging a few lawyers."
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"You can eat the one marshmallow right now, or if you wait fifteen minutes, I'll give you two marshmallows and swear you in as President of the United States."
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"I would be an animal-rights activist, but I have allergies."