"I always thought of myself as a romantic, dashing-outlaw sort of person. But, alas, the law makes no distinction between that and a common criminal."
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"But that's what being an artist is—feeling crummy before everyone else feels crummy."
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"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."
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"I don't know anything about the bell curve, but I say heredity is everything."
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"Well, just look at you - that's why I'm king."
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"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"
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"With the cost of heating oil at an all-time high, perhaps you now regret exchanging those sensible Christmas sweaters for the fleeting amusement of toys."
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"To be fair, Martha, you started it."
"Sure, I follow the herd- out of a deep respect for the concept of community."
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"I suppose one could say that stress is an inescapable part of the human condition."
"Go ahead. Don't think of it as plagiarism, think of it as an homage."
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"What are you complaining about? It's a level playing field."
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"Well, excuse me for providing a sweatshop in a city that demands attractive—and affordable—pashminas!"
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"We're not that well organized, but we know where everybody is."
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"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."
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"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."
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"But we're not just talking about buying a car-we're talking about confronting this country's trade deficit with Japan."
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"Survival of the fittest, pal - in the end, it's best for all concerned."
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"All right, I lied to you. All governments lie!"
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"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."
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"This just in! The fault is not in ourselves, but in our stars."
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"All I'm saying is that if God created man in his own image he was a bit of a cloner himself."
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"This is an opportunity to simplify your life - don't blow it."
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"I don't know, Henry. After all, 'Time,''Life,''Newsweek,' and the 'Post' don't seem to think pot's bad."
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"He was very old and quite sick."
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