Justifications Cartoons

Justifications Cartoons

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"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

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"I don't know anything about the bell curve, but I say heredity is everything."

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"Well, just look at you - that's why I'm king."

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC132383   High Res: 4647x1796 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: commoner, commoners, peasant, peasants, elite, elites, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, upper class, upper classes, unwashed masses, revolt, revolts, revolting, justification, justifications, justify, justifies, justifying, divine right, divine rights, powerful, power, political power, politician, politicians, working class, working poor

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"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

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"With the cost of heating oil at an all-time high, perhaps you now regret exchanging those sensible Christmas sweaters for the fleeting amusement of toys."

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"I suppose one could say that stress is an inescapable part of the human condition."

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"Go ahead. Don't think of it as plagiarism, think of it as an homage."

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"What are you complaining about? It's a level playing field."

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"I always thought of myself as a romantic, dashing-outlaw sort of person. But, alas, the law makes no distinction between that and a common criminal."

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"All right, I lied to you. All governments lie!"

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"Survival of the fittest, pal - in the end, it's best for all concerned."

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"Look, I'm rich and you're poor, but in the context of eye-popping trillion-dollar deficits the difference is just a rounding error."

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"There's money in there that could be used for other purposes."

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"A vow of poverty and sponsorship aren't necessarily exclusive."

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"I guess I just like living out under the stars and hunting for what I eat. Plus, I had a ton of credit-card debt."

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"This is an opportunity to simplify your life - don't blow it."

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"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

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"But we're not just talking about buying a car-we're talking about confronting this country's trade deficit with Japan."

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"Sure, I follow the herd- out of a deep respect for the concept of community."

Artist: Gregory, Alex   Search ID: CC67724   High Res: 3000x1329 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: sheep, follow the herd, following the herd, community, communities, philosophy, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, justification, justifications, thinking outside the box, obedience, brainless, brainlessness, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, modern life, modern attitudes, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, following the pack, follow the pack

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Philosopher King

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"We're not that well organized, but we know where everybody is."

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"Remember how I said my dog ate it and you said that was no excuse?"

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"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

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"I don't know, Henry. After all, 'Time,''Life,''Newsweek,' and the 'Post' don't seem to think pot's bad."

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"Watching people argue about the world situation night after night makes me feel like I'm doing something about it."

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