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"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

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"I don't know anything about the bell curve, but I say heredity is everything."

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"Well, just look at you - that's why I'm king."

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC132383   High Res: 4647x1796 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: commoner, commoners, peasant, peasants, elite, elites, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, upper class, upper classes, unwashed masses, revolt, revolts, revolting, justification, justifications, justify, justifies, justifying, divine right, divine rights, powerful, power, political power, politician, politicians, working class, working poor

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"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

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"With the cost of heating oil at an all-time high, perhaps you now regret exchanging those sensible Christmas sweaters for the fleeting amusement of toys."

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"I suppose one could say that stress is an inescapable part of the human condition."

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"Go ahead. Don't think of it as plagiarism, think of it as an homage."

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"Survival of the fittest, pal - in the end, it's best for all concerned."

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"There's money in there that could be used for other purposes."

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"A vow of poverty and sponsorship aren't necessarily exclusive."

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"This is an opportunity to simplify your life - don't blow it."

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"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

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"But we're not just talking about buying a car-we're talking about confronting this country's trade deficit with Japan."

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Philosopher King

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"We're not that well organized, but we know where everybody is."

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"John Stuart Mill taught that the happiness of the individual is paramount. He didn't name names, but I suspect that you and I are the sort of individual he had in mind."

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"Remember how I said my dog ate it and you said that was no excuse?"

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"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

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"I don't know, Henry. After all, 'Time,''Life,''Newsweek,' and the 'Post' don't seem to think pot's bad."

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"Watching people argue about the world situation night after night makes me feel like I'm doing something about it."

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"All I'm saying is that if God created man in his own image he was a bit of a cloner himself."

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"Sorry—I live in a parallel universe."

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"So who's the boring old prophet of doom now?"

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC138148   High Res: 4628x1748 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: doomsayer, doomsayers, the apocalypse, apocalypse, apocalypse, dooms day, prophet of doom, dragon, dragons, end of the earth, end of the world, justify, justified, justification, proved right, proven right, chase, chased, scaremonger, scaremongerer, scaremongering, doom merchant, doom merchants

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"I gave here the most nonsexist years of my life."

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"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

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