"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"
"Garden supplies are around back; financial instruments are inside."
Tags:wholesale, wholesaler, wholesalers, cash and carry, cash & carry, garden supply, garden supplies, juxtaposition, juxtapositions, juxtapose, juxtaposes, class, class difference, class differences, financial instrument, financial instruments, businessman, businessmen, small business, small businesses
The Greeting Card and the Business Letter
Tags:post, posting, mail, mailing, mailman, mailmen, postman, postmen, mail carrier, mail carriers, postal worker, postal workers, send, sending, greeting card, greeting cards, card, cards, business, letter, letters, immature, childish, happy, unhappy, grumpy, grouchy, good mood, bad mood, juxtaposition, comparison, comparisons, contrast, contrasting, age, ages, grow up, grown-up, child, children, kid, kids, adult, adults
"Ten-Gallon Hat in a One-Gallon Life."
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, masculinity, stereotype, stereotypes, masculine, holster, holstered, cattle, cattle driver, cattle rustler, rustler, irony, ironic, juxtaposition, juxtapositioned, office, offices, office drone, office drones, express, expression, self expression, modern life, urban life, modern world
Tags:viking, vikings, woman, women, warrior, warriors, warrior woman, warrior women, valkyries, valkyrie, mythology, myth, mythologyies, myths, mythological, norse, norse myth, norse gods, nordic, nordic myth, train, trains stop, commute, commuter, commuting, commutes, announcement, announcer, train stop, train stops, next stop, escort, escorting, travel, travelling, valhalla, history, historical, juxtaposition
"Caption: we work in an office; however, we have dressed for the circus. What a humorous mixup."
Tags:automated, automation, automations, design by committee, designs by committee, designing by committee, please, pleases, pleasing everyone, juxtaposition, juxtapositions, juxtapose, juxtaposes, juxtaposing, mixup, mixups, mixing up, humor, humorist, humorists, humour, cartoons, computer-generated, computer generation, crowd pleaser, crowd pleasers, crowd pleasing, art, artists, artistry, human element, human elements
"Enough storyboarding. Let's shoot something."
Tags:storyboard, storyboards, storyboarding, film, films, filmmaker, filmmakers, director, directors, producer, producers, producing, caveman, cavemen, cave painting, cave paintings, cave art, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, plan, plans, planning, prepare, prepares, preparation, preparations, overprepared, over-prepared, visualize, visualizes, visualizing, visualise, visualises, visualising, juxtaposition
For Your Dining Pleasure
Tags:food, foodie, foodies, menu, menus, food pairing, food pairings, pairing, pairings, meal, meals, contradiction, contradictions, incongruity, incongruities, absurdity, absurd, dichotomy, dichotomies, juxtaposition, dissonance, discordance, discord, disharmony, class, class divide, class division, class divisions, class, class difference, upper class, lower class, middle class, filet mignon, frankfurter, hot dog, haute cuisine, lobster tails, chicken wing, caviar, bologna, class distinctions, oligarch, oligarchs
'Lemonade And Kidneys'
Tags:money making, money, make money, get rich quick, organ donors, organ donation, donation, donor, donors, organ, organs, kidney, kidneys, kidney failure, donations, stand, lemonade stand, lemonade stands, cooler, coolers, ice box, ice boxes, enterprise, young enterprise, enterprising, medical, medical salesmen, sales, salesmen, salesman, hawking, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, juxtaposition, juxtapositions, strange, combination, combined, combinations, kid, kids, child, children, pocketmoney, pocket money
"Ignore him. He's the guy who's writing that unauthorized biography of me."
Tags:bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, autobiography, autobiographical, unauthorized, unauthorised, trespass, trespassing, jarring, jarred, juxta, juxtaposition
Tags:bon voyage, pillage, pillaging, history, historical, one hundred years war, hundred years war, military, militarise, militia, pikemen, pike men, pike, cavalry, anti-cavalry, violence, violent, condone, condoning, ignorance, ignorant, medieval, medieval times, war, warrior, warriors, army, armies, infantry, foot soldiers, wives, women, juxtaposition, love and war
Bookstore - Cafe - Car Repair
Tags:writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, juxtaposition, clash, clashes, clashing, modern life, modern world, bookstore, bookstores, trend, trendy, trends, shopping, urban life, urban living
"Have you two figured out that you're one of my nutty little juxtapositions?"
Tags:juxtaposition, juxtapositions, cartoonist, cartoonists, cartoons, meta, fourth wall, break the fourth wall, breaking the fourth wall, mismatch, mismatches, mismatched, couple, couples, cocktail party, cocktail parties, odd couple, odd couples, strange couple, strange couples, unlikely, unlikely couple, unlikely couples, artist, artists, artistry, subject, subjects
"It's a deal. You'll stop saying 'juxtapose' and I'll stop saying 'guesstimate.'"
Tags:clown, clowns, makeup, makeup trailer, makeup trailers, makeup room, makeup rooms, makeup artist, makeup artists, serious conversation, serious conversations, conversation, conversations, converse, converses, conversing, talk, talks, talking, chat, chats, chatting, silly, silliness, juxtaposition, juxtapositions, juxtapose, juxtaposes, juxtaposing
"The doctors...say...they've never...seen...another case quite...like...it."
Tags:strange, surreal, weird, creepy, scary, spooky, halloween, medical, doctor, doctors, surgery, brain, brains, tech, science fiction, science horror, medical horror, check up, check-up, checkup, check ups, check-ups, checkups, surgery, surgeon, dystopia, dystopian, classic horror, horror classics, juxtaposition, irony, ironic, examination, examinations
"You shouldn't be so afraid of the dentist."
Tags:army, armies, military, militaries, dentist, dentists, scare, scared, scares, scaring, terrify, terrifies, terrified, terrifying, afraid, soldier, soldiers, paradox, juxtaposition, unexpected, unprecedented, dentistry, tooth, tank, tanks, issue, issues, teeth, tooth ache, minor problem, extreme solution, extreme solutions
"I'd be no kind of Christian if I left a disabled guy and his sleepy friend out in the rain - hop in!"
Tags:rain, raining, rained, pour, pouring, give a lift, give a ride, car, cars, hitchhiker, hitchhiking, hitchhikers, dead, death, murder, murderers, murdered, disability, disabled, disabled person, sleepy, sleep, tired, christian, christianity, christians, kindness, kind, good deed, good deeds, bad deed, bad deeds, juxtaposition, foolish, fool, made a fool of, gullible, trustful, trusting, naive, naivety, unsuspecting, religious, religious person, religious people, religion, moral, immoral, morality, stranger danger, dangerous, danger
Frosty the Toaster