"There's kale in every dish here - buy you don't even taste it."
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Gentrification of the Fridge.
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Popeye Switches to Kale.
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"I wonder if we'll still have to eat kale this summer."
"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."
"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"
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I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.
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Gentrification of the fridge
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"I have fun-size kale bars for those using recyclable bags."
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"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."
"Actually, kale is toxic."