Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".
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"And you call yourself a marsupial?"
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"It's the middle one that's never happy."
A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.
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"The government won't let us carry them in front anymore."
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"In your ad you said you'd grown up in the shade of coolibah tree. How so?"
An ostrich sticks its head in the sand and then out of a nearby kangaroo's pouch.
"I told you ..... fasten your seat belt!"
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"Look—there it goes again!"
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"Well, I guess that proves it. Seeing Eye kangaroos are not the answer."
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"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."
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"Believe it or not, some people don't want kids."
"I love this town!"