Cat Kung Fu
Third-Degree White Belt
Tags:karate, taekwondo, martial arts, white belt, family line, generation, generations, hometown, hometowns, ancestry, ancestors, ancestor, old, old people, age, aging, ageing, miami, beach, beaches, florida, snow bird, snow birds, black belt, grandparents, grandparent, grandfather, grandfathers, grandmothers, retire, retired, retirement, pensioner, pensioners
"But, what if we're attacked in the press?"
Tags:defence, self-defence, self-defence class, self-defence classes, martial arts, martial arts class, martial arts classes, karate, karate class, karate classes, attacked in the press, attacked by the press, hounded by the press, the press, news, newspapers, paparazzi, paparazzo, media, the media, slander, libel, libels, character assassination, character assassinations
"My hands—as you can see—are tiny and made of porcelain, so let's be careful."
Tags:doll, dolls, karate, martial, martial arts, arts, japanese, japanese culture, japan, east asia, east asian, hands, hand, fist, fists, chop, karate chop, fight, fighting, traditional, traditionally, mat, mats, tatami mat, tatami mats, porcelain, careful, oxymoron, nonsense, nonsensical, slapstick, spoof, spoofed, porcelain doll, porcelain dolls, trinket, trinkets
Karate Class Clown
"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."
Tags:situational, situation, situations, skill, skills, self defense, self defence, self-defense, self-defence, karate, karate chop, break wood, breaking wood, jiu jitsu, jitsu, bjj, grapple, grappling, wrestling, wrestle, contact sport, contact sports, sport, sports, physical, physically, specific, specifics, specific skill set, exercise, exercises, party trick, party tricks, play on words, word play, word-play, white belt, black belt, martial art, martial, martial arts
"A Mr. Jackie Chan to see you, sir."
"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, friday, fridays, karate, martial arts, judo, kick, kicks, kicking, flying kick, flying kicks, kung fu, violence, stress
"How long will it be before I feel that I own the night?"
"I'm going to go home, turn on a kung-fu movie, and get my life in order."
Tags:kung fu, kung fu movie, kung fu movies, karate, martial arts, martial arts films, life change, life changes, motivation, motivations, motivate, motivates, motivating, vow, vows, goal, goals, plan, plans, planning, reset, resetting, change, changes, positive change, positive changes, slacker, slackers, slacking
Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance
Tags:martial art, martial arts, karate, judo, sport, sports, black belt, black belts, ancient art, master, masters, expert, experts, pro, pros, avoid, avoidance, evasion, evade, prevent, escape, dodge, anti-social, antisocial, anxiety, anxious, nervous, nerves, social anxiety, deflect, deflection, excuse, excuses, sense, neurotic, invisible, invisibility, mental health