Tags:snellen chart, vision, visual, optics, optical, optician, opticians, doctor, doctors, interrogation, gunman, gun to head, gun to his head, interrogate, interrogates, optomologist, optomologists, optometrist, optometrists, eye, eyes, glasses, exam, examination, examinations, kidnap, kidnapped, on pain of death, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, get well, get well soon
"I'm sure that when you're ready you'll tell me what you've done with my wife."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, kidnap, kidnapped, kidnapping, hostage, hostages, hide, hidden, affair, affairs, cheat, cheater, cheaters, unfaithful, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, infidelity
"How often have you asked yourselves 'who would pay the ransom if I were kidnapped by terrorists?'"
Tags:terror threat, terror threats, terrorist, terrorists, terrorism, terrorist threat, terrorist threats, kidnapped, kidnap, kidnaps, kidnapping, victim, victims, ransom, ransoms, ransom note, ransom notes, terror attack, terror attacks, kidnapper, kidnappers, insurance salesmen, insurance salesman, insurance sales
"I spy with my little eye something black and dark."
Tags:mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafias, mafioso, russian mob, russian mafia, wolves, wolf, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, law, laws, organised crime, organised crimes, cronies, goon, goons, henchmen, henchman, thug, thugs, whack, whacked, lingo, slang, kidnapped, kidnap, kidnapper, blindfold, blindfolded, i spy, car, cars, road trip, road trips, car games, game, games, are we there yet
Tags:dragon, dragons, damsel, damsels, damsel in distress, damsels in distress, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines daybe my valentine, reject, rejection, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, valentines card, valentines cards, valentine's card, valentine's card, gift, gift, big question, big questions, ask out, asking out, boyfriend and girlfriend, boyfriends and girlfriends, kidnap, kidnapped, kidnapping, kidnapper, kidnappers, rejected, unlikely couple, unlikely couples
"It's your captors. They want to know where you are."
"Tell everyone it was a bigger bird."
Tags:bird, birds, bird of prey, birds of prey, seabird, seabirds, abducted, abduct, kidnap, kidnapped, antic, antics, wacky, summer, summer people, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, beach, beach house, summer house, summer home, leave, on leave, out of office, beaches, coast, carried off, ego, pride, hurt pride, unimpressive, unimpressed, legacy, legacies, public relations, spin, spin doctor
"I did with Harry just what you did with your Fred and, I must say, It's really worked out wonderfully!"
Tags:husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, married couples, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems, domestic abuse, domestic violence, kidnap, kidnaps, kidnapping, kidnapper, kidnappers, kidnapped, dungeon, dungeons, prisoner, prisoners, imprison, imprisoned, imprisoning, basement, basements
Mob Boss Runs Errands
"Of course I believe in unions - Where do you think we doctors would be without the A.M.A.?"
"Honestly, guys, my check is in the mail."
Tags:mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, mafia, mafioso, organised crime, organized crime, crime, punishment, punishments, victim, victims, kidnapping, kidnapped, blindfold, blindfolded, money, finances, check, checks, cheque, cheques, mail, post, extortion, protection money, failure to pay, debt, debts, in debt
"Mein Gott! It never occurred to me that Hansel and Gretel might be Hitler Youth."
Tags:fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, brothers grimm, the brothers grimm, grimms fairy tales, grimm's fairy tales, hansel and gretel, german fairy tales, witch, witches, gingerbread house, gingerbread houses, hitler youth, the hitler youth, world war two, world war 2, ww2, wwii, second world war, the second world war, hilter, german fairy tale, abduct, abduction, abducted, kidnap, kidnapping, kidnapped, cannibalism, cannibal, cannibals, cannibalism, hitlerjugend, hj, nazi party
Dear Harry, Have Burned Your House And Carried Off Your Wife And Daughter - Frank
Tags:desperate, desperate measures, extreme, extreme measures, burned down, burn, burned, burned to the ground, burn to the ground, arson, arsonist, colleague, work colleague, leave a note, note, notes, passive aggressive, passive aggressive notes, disaster, disasters, understate, understated, overstatement, overstated, casual, casuals, casualness, matter-of-fact, matter of fact, polite, politely, politeness, courtesy, courteous, aggression, business man, businessman, kidnap, kidnapped, what now, and what now, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals
Godot Bound And Gagged In A Dark Office
Tags:literature, literary, lit, lit major, lit majors, minimalism, minimalist, books, book lover, book, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, reference, references, cultural, culture, cultural reference, cultural references, cable, cable guy, existentialism, existential, nihilism, nihilistic, kidnap, kidnapped, tied, tied up, rope, bound, gagged, gag, escape, no escape, explain, explanation, explained, theory, theories, pop culture
"You misspelled 'Obamacare'."
Tags:kidnap, kidnaps, kidnapped, video, videos, reading, ransom, insurance, insure, insured, america, american problems, healthcare, health care, health-care, desperate, desperate times, desperate measures, obamacare, affordable care act, ransoms, ransom note, ransom notes, interrogate, interrogation, interrogates, interrogating, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, crime, criminal, criminals, question, questioning, torture, tortured, violence, violent
"If we have unlimited minutes on the weekend, why do we make the ransom call on a Tuesday?"
Tags:mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, crime, criminal, criminals, robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, cell, cell phone, phone contract, mobile, mobile phone, minutes, free minutes, unlimited minutes, cell plan, phone plan, ransom, ransoms, ransom call, kidnap, kidnapped
"It's now ten o'clock- we have your child."
Tags:tv, tvs, television, televisions, tv broadcasting, television broadcasting, tv broadcaster, tv broadcasters, television broadcaster, television broadcasters, adult tv, adult television, watershed, the watershed, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, kidnap, kidnapping, kidnapper, kidnappers, kidnapped, child abduction, child abductor, child abductors, inappropriate, inappropriateness, child-friendly, child friendly
We have your sock.
Tags:chore, chores, washing, washing, laundry, launderette, washing machine, washing machines, lost socks, lost sock, sock, socks, crime, crimes, kidnap, kidnapped, hostage, hostages, ransom, ransoms, ransom notes, dryer, dryers, tumble dryer, tumble dryers, threat, threats, absurd, clothes, clothing
"No cause for alarm – we're just checking for radon emissions."