"How often have you asked yourselves 'who would pay the ransom if I were kidnapped by terrorists?'"
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"I spy with my little eye something black and dark."
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"Did I remember to lock the dungeon?"
"We've tried all the news channels - this guy is unbreakable."
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"It's your captors. They want to know where you are."
"I said come alone."
"I did with Harry just what you did with your Fred and, I must say, It's really worked out wonderfully!"
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Mob Boss Runs Errands
"If I ever start showing signs of Stockholm syndrome, kill me."
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"It's now ten o'clock- we have your child."
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"Got 'im, got 'im, need 'im, need 'im... "
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"Who asked for Steve Buscemi?"
"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"