"How often have you asked yourselves 'who would pay the ransom if I were kidnapped by terrorists?'"
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Tags:dragon, dragons, damsels, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines daybe my valentine, reject, rejection, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, valentines card, valentines cards, valentine's card, valentine's card, gift, gift, big question, big questions, ask out, asking out, kidnap, kidnapped, kidnapping, kidnapper, kidnappers, rejected, unlikely couple, unlikely couples
"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."
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"Did I remember to lock the dungeon?"
"We've tried all the news channels - this guy is unbreakable."
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"It's your captors. They want to know where you are."
"I said come alone."
"We don't much go in for the Stockholm syndrome around here."
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"I did with Harry just what you did with your Fred and, I must say, It's really worked out wonderfully!"
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Mob Boss Runs Errands
"If I ever start showing signs of Stockholm syndrome, kill me."
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"It's now ten o'clock- we have your child."
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"Got 'im, got 'im, need 'im, need 'im... "
Tags:milk, milk carton, milk cartons, milk carton kids, milk carton kid, missing kid, missing kids, missing child, missing children, kidnapper, kidnappers, collectable, collectables, collectable card, collectable cards, football cards, football card, baseball card, baseball cards, trading card, trading cards, etan patz, collection, collecting, collections, collector, collectors, black humour
Tags:bill barr, criminal enterprise, political unrest, unrests, police brutality, kidnap, kidnapping, kidnaps, kidnapped, kidnapper, kidnappers, hostage, take hostage, lady liberty, freedom, symbol of freedom, take freedom, civil unrest, civil unrests, police, portland protests, trump administration, wreaking havoc, wreak havoc, civil rights, civilian rights, protests, protest in peace
"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"