"I'm sure that when you're ready you'll tell me what you've done with my wife."
"How often have you asked yourselves 'who would pay the ransom if I were kidnapped by terrorists?'"
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"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."
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"Did I remember to lock the dungeon?"
"We've tried all the news channels - this guy is unbreakable."
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"It's your captors. They want to know where you are."
"I said come alone."
"We don't much go in for the Stockholm syndrome around here."
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"I did with Harry just what you did with your Fred and, I must say, It's really worked out wonderfully!"
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"Of course I believe in unions - Where do you think we doctors would be without the A.M.A.?"
"Nope, no monsters under here."
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Crile Research Foundation: Trespassers will be experimented upon.
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"We've heard the rumors, ma'am—there's absolutely nothing to them."
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"I'm afraid our expedition had been a trifle too successful, professor."
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"Honestly, guys, my check is in the mail."
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"Mein Gott! It never occurred to me that Hansel and Gretel might be Hitler Youth."
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"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."
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"We still can't do anything about his stubborn belly fat."
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"It's now ten o'clock- we have your child."
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"Arnold, please put on your rubbers - it's raining!"
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How babies are made.
"Who asked for Steve Buscemi?"
"I'm looking for something I can read while stuffed into the trunk of an El Dorado."