"How often have you asked yourselves 'who would pay the ransom if I were kidnapped by terrorists?'"
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"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."
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"We don't much go in for the Stockholm syndrome around here."
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"I did with Harry just what you did with your Fred and, I must say, It's really worked out wonderfully!"
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"Nope, no monsters under here."
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Crile Research Foundation: Trespassers will be experimented upon.
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"We've heard the rumors, ma'am—there's absolutely nothing to them."
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"I'm afraid our expedition had been a trifle too successful, professor."
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"It's a damn shame we can't get away with this more than one night a year!"
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"You misspelled 'Obamacare'."
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"Arnold, please put on your rubbers - it's raining!"
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"Who asked for Steve Buscemi?"
"In the hat! In the hat!"