"Good news, Mr. Herndon. We worked out the budget, and we have a kidney."
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"Even though you gave the CEO a kidney, this is a lot of sick days."
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"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."
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"I can get you to San Francisco through Dallas via Atlanta, but we'd have to take a kidney right here and now."
"In my day men waited till they did some damage to their kidneys before they relieved themselves."
'Lemonade And Kidneys'
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"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."
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Hospital rooms are named Kidneys, Livers and Onions.
"Look, I took my own kidney out."
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"He goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you get the kidneys?"
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"I'm afraid that kidney went to somebody who can write code."
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"Your kidney is in a holding pattern over new jersey and should be here in two hours."
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