"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."
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"All right, so I missed your soccer game. But didn't my assistant send you a lovely fruit basket?"
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"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."
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"He died young."
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"I don't want to do something fun for free, I want to do something fun we pay for."
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"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."
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"Not until you've arranged your pillows."
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"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."
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Slow- Distracted Children
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Rapunzel in the Morning
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A store clerk files greeting cards for different types of moms
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"Can't you see? He needs both of us!"
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"I have two mommies. I know where the apostrophe goes."
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"Now you've got the hang of it!"
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The Big Book of Parent-Child Fights
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"Thanks, Pop, but today's kids don't want money, they want leadership."
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"You see, Thomas, there's a bully at Daddy's office."
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"Dad, remember how you bungled the Lorton account?"
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"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."
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"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."
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"Daddy doesn't know any magic tricks. Daddy knows accounting tricks."
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"It's free, but they sell your information."
"Which cupcakes are for boys?"
Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals
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