"Dumbledore smiled, his eyes twinkling."
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"Please turn now to 'Judy's mirror' in your copy of 'Pat the Bunny.' "
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"I doubt that a children's book about beer would sell."
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Novel, Novella, Novellette, Novellini
"You're supposed to point the pop-ups at the kid!"
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Where the wild things summer
Oh, The Putzing You'll Do
This apartment is bigger than mine!
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The little capitalist hen
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The little preservative that could
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"He had a hat!"
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"'See Spot run.' 'See Spot run?' Who wrote this crap?"
Can't get over him
Coffee-table kids' books
The Curious George pop-down book
The little engine that coulda woulda shoulda
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