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"For God's sake, think! Why is he being so nice to you?"

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"The system's not perfect, but, by God, it's transparent."

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC126382   High Res: 4636x2082 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: lion, lions, rabbit, rabbits, predator, predators, prey, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, stalks, stalk, kill, kills, killing, bunny, bunnies, thrown to the lions, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, the system, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, crony capitalism, crony capitalist, crony capitalists

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"Nope. Looks to me like a clear-cut case of suicide by somehow reaching around behind the back and sticking a knife in backward. Let's get a drink."

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"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."

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"Mind if I turn my hearing aid down?"

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"This is fun. Too bad about Frank."

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"You simply must meet my husband."

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"Say when."

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"We'll never be able to keep up with the neighbors, but what if something bad were to happen to the neighbors?"

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"Little Joey invented the one-click rubout."

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"Hold it right there."

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"If your guys aren't going to show, let's just call it a day."

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"Survival of the fittest, pal - in the end, it's best for all concerned."

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"Hey, let's do lunch."

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"Just tell him we're taking him someplace dark where he can see the comet."

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"Surprise!"

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"Be patient. It's almost dead."

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"O.K. children—now comes the fun part!"

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"But first we're going to watch your phone die."

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"Look, it's not personal - it's religious."

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"One of you will always wonder if this could have been settled differently."

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"Now, assisted suicide - that could be a growth area for us."

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"You must be doing something awfully special not to have your cubicle sealed off, filled with water, and then stocked with piranhas."

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"There goes your knighthood."

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A man shoots cupid with an arrow.

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