"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."
"The system's not perfect, but, by God, it's transparent."
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lion, lions, rabbit, rabbits, predator, predators, prey, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, stalks, stalk, kill, kills, killing, bunny, bunnies, thrown to the lions, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, the system, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, crony capitalism, crony capitalist, crony capitalists"After we have sex but before I kill you, I'm going to need your help with some shelves."
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praying mantis, praying mantises, manual labor, manual labour, kill, kills, killing, killings, killer, killers, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, insect, insects, entomology, entomologist, entomologists, married life, marriage, marriages, married lives, useful, techincal, shelving, shelving unit, shelving units, assemble, assembles, assembling, assembly, shelves, build, builds, handyman, handymenMobsters sending a victim down a water slide wearing cement shoes
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mob, mafia, gang, gangster, gangsters, mobster, mobsters, killer, killers, killing, kill, kills, murder, murders, murderers, murderer, victim, victims, swimming with the fish, cement shoes, drowning, waterslide, waterslides, water slide, water slides, waterpark, waterparks, theme park, theme parks, amusement park, amusement parks, pool, pools, dark humor, dark humour, death, crime"Little Joey invented the one-click rubout."
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point-and-click, convenience, innovator, innovators, innovation, innovations, rubout, rubs out, rub out, rubbing out, mafia, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, kill, kills, killing, killings, murder, murders, murdering, single click, single clicks, gun crime, execution, executions, inventor, inventors, invention, mouse click"Nope. Looks to me like a clear-cut case of suicide by somehow reaching around behind the back and sticking a knife in backward. Let's get a drink."
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detective, detectives, police, crime, crimes, police officer, police officers, officer, officers, stab, criminal, stabbing, stabs, stabbed, kill, killed, killing, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murderous, investigation, investigating, investigate, investigation, investigates, scene, crime scene, crime scenes, lazy, conclusion, unlikely, conclusions, laziness, work, working, bored, suicidal, incompetence, incompetent, cover up, coverup, cover-up, cover upsNormal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.
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paisley, pattern, patterns, garment, garments, virus, viruses, outbreak, outbreaks, pandemic, pandemics, kill, kills, killer, killers, cell, cells, floral print, floral prints, print shirt, print shirts, takeover, takeovers, taking over, bacteria, bacterium, amoeba, amoebas, cell division, microbiology, microbiologist, microbiologists, tacky, tackiness, print, prints"Anti-personnel land mines pose no threat to people, Colonel. Only to personnel."
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land mine, land mines, anti-personnel, mine, mines, minefield, minefields, mine field, mine fields, military, military personnel, euphemisms, language, language trick, language tricks, kill, kills, killing, killings, murder, murders, murdering, military man, military men, general, generals, commander, commanders, army, armies, officer, officers"It's not personal. The boss just doesn't like seeing people in so much debt for such a useless degree."
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degree, degrees, college, colleges, grad, grads, graduate, graduates, graduation, graduations, uni, university, universities, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafias, mafia boss, mafia bosses, kill, killer, killers, murder, murderer, murderers, drown, drowning, student loan, student loans, student, students"I'm concerned about my legacy - kill the historians."
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king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, politics, history, historical, medieval, politician, politicians, government, governments, historian, historians, legacy, legacies, kill, dictator, dictators, autocrat, autocrats, autocracy, bad sign, erasing history, free speech, freedom of speech, journalism, freedom of the press, free press"Mind if I turn my hearing aid down?"
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firing, firing squad, gun, guns, death, deaths, dead, dying, died, kill, killed, firing line, execute, execution, executions, war, wars, military, militarise, militarism, militaristic, militia, militias, executioner, executioners, wall, capital, capital punishment, martial law, martial, violence, violence, late, lateness, tardy, tardiness, punctual, punctuality, dark, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, gallows humour, gallows humor, dead, deadpan, hearing, hearing aid, deaf, deafness"And here goes the gun signalling the start of the season."
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gun, guns, starting gun, starting guns, start, starts, starting, football, football season, start, starts, starting, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, driven to murder, sports nut, sports nuts, sports addict, sports addicts, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, drive insane, drives insane, driven insane, american football"This is fun. Too bad about Frank."
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picnic, picnics, picnicking, chalk outline, chalk outlines, outline, outlines, murder, murders, kill, kills, killing, killings, spoil, spoils, spoiled, spoilt, accident, accidents, accidental, nuisance, nuisances, inconvenient, inconvenience, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, distraction, distractions, distracting"You simply must meet my husband."
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grim reaper, angel of death, death, scythe, scythes, husband, husbands, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, mariticide, introduce, introduces, introduction, introductions, introducing, wife, wives, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murderess, murderesses, upper class, upper classes, murder mystery, murder mysteries"Well, Hell is going to be so packed – I guess I'd just as soon get there early."
"Whatever doesn't kill me makes me gain weight."
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woman, women, body image, body weight, self-esteem, self-confidence, self-respect, mental health, weight, gain weight, gaining weight, putting on weight, weight gain, kill, diet, diets, dieting, health, unhealthy, healthy, eating, food, snacking, beauty, stereotype, stereotypes, expression, expressions, aphorism, aphorisms, word play, wordplay"Oh, and give the executive the right to rain down death from on high."
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drone, drones, drone strike, drone strikes, unilateral authority, president, presidents, declare war, declares war, declaring war, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, executive branch, founding father, founding fathers, intention, intentions, american history, pacifist, pacifists, pacifism, constitution, unconstitutional, drone warfare, obama, barack, trump, donald trump, foreign policy, power, powers, separation of powers, checks and balances"Survival of the fittest, pal - in the end, it's best for all concerned."
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survival of the fittest, survive, survives, surviving, survival, evolution, evolve, evolves, evolving, darwin, charles darwin, herbert spencer, quote, quotes, justification, justifications, justify, justifies, justifying, kill, kills, killing, wrongdoing, supply side, economics, economy, trickle down economics, predator, predators, predatory, logic, prey, rich, class system, class systems, class, classes, socioeconomics, socioeconomic system, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists"We'll never be able to keep up with the neighbors, but what if something bad were to happen to the neighbors?"
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