"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."
"For God's sake, think! Why is he being so nice to you?"
"A razor-sharp, six-hundred-pound penny for your thoughts, Mr. Bond."
"The system's not perfect, but, by God, it's transparent."
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"After we have sex but before I kill you, I'm going to need your help with some shelves."
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Mobsters sending a victim down a water slide wearing cement shoes
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"Little Joey invented the one-click rubout."
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"Hold it right there."
"Nope. Looks to me like a clear-cut case of suicide by somehow reaching around behind the back and sticking a knife in backward. Let's get a drink."
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Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.
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"Anti-personnel land mines pose no threat to people, Colonel. Only to personnel."
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"It's not personal. The boss just doesn't like seeing people in so much debt for such a useless degree."
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"I'm concerned about my legacy - kill the historians."
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"Mind if I turn my hearing aid down?"
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"And here goes the gun signalling the start of the season."
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"First, you're gonna dig a hole."
"This is fun. Too bad about Frank."
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"You simply must meet my husband."
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"Well, Hell is going to be so packed – I guess I'd just as soon get there early."
"Whatever doesn't kill me makes me gain weight."
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"Oh, and give the executive the right to rain down death from on high."
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"Have you seen my pistol, Honey-bun?"
"Survival of the fittest, pal - in the end, it's best for all concerned."
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"If your guys aren't going to show, let's just call it a day."
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