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"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."

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CC121768

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3860x5000 (unwatermarked)

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"For God's sake, think! Why is he being so nice to you?"

Artist:

Gross, Sam

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CC40082

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886x1496 (unwatermarked)

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"A razor-sharp, six-hundred-pound penny for your thoughts, Mr. Bond."

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CC141091

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4234x3088 (unwatermarked)

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"Nope. Looks to me like a clear-cut case of suicide by somehow reaching around behind the back and sticking a knife in backward. Let's get a drink."

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CC126344

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2904x3089 (unwatermarked)

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"It's not personal. The boss just doesn't like seeing people in so much debt for such a useless degree."

Artist:

Vey, P. C.

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CC145381

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3616x3879 (unwatermarked)

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"First, you're gonna dig a hole."

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CC138175

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"Well, Hell is going to be so packed – I guess I'd just as soon get there early."

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CC134867

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1974x3006 (unwatermarked)

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"Have you seen my pistol, Honey-bun?"

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CC39544

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2764x3691 (unwatermarked)

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"We'll never be able to keep up with the neighbors, but what if something bad were to happen to the neighbors?"

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CC134725

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3573x2936 (unwatermarked)

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