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"For God's sake, think! Why is he being so nice to you?"

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Conspiracy Theories $10

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"The killer had to be a man. Not only is the knife still bloody—it wasn't even put in the sink."

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"You simply must meet my husband."

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"Do you want that with or without angioplasty?"

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"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

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A cat sleeps with prey heads around it as warnings.

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"Hey, let's do lunch."

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"O.K. children—now comes the fun part!"

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"Whodunit?"

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"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."

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"But first we're going to watch your phone die."

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"I never thought you would have married somebody so heavy."

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"One of you will always wonder if this could have been settled differently."

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"There goes your knighthood."

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"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

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"He's all business during the week, but on weekends he displays a playful humor."

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"When you get down to it, Dave, we're all about people: people helping people to kill people."

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"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

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"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

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Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

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"I'm thinking it might be time to find another pier."

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"The freezer's almost empty, so be sure to bring back more bad boys and girls than you did last year!"

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"Mommy, Mommy—Skippy's found Daddy!"

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"They all lead back to this ball of yarn."

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