Killers Cartoons

Killers Cartoons

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"For God's sake, think! Why is he being so nice to you?"

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Conspiracy Theories $10

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"The killer had to be a man. Not only is the knife still bloody—it wasn't even put in the sink."

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"You simply must meet my husband."

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"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

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A cat sleeps with prey heads around it as warnings.

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"Hey, let's do lunch."

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"Whodunit?"

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"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."

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"But first we're going to watch your phone die."

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"I never thought you would have married somebody so heavy."

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"One of you will always wonder if this could have been settled differently."

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"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

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"He's all business during the week, but on weekends he displays a playful humor."

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"When you get down to it, Dave, we're all about people: people helping people to kill people."

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"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

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"I'm thinking it might be time to find another pier."

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"The freezer's almost empty, so be sure to bring back more bad boys and girls than you did last year!"

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"Mommy, Mommy—Skippy's found Daddy!"

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"They all lead back to this ball of yarn."

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"'I'm going to kill you, Jenny Sue! Ha, ha, ha! Yes, I, Roger Z. Gramble, am going to kill you! 'No, no—don't!' 'Get ready, Jenny! Ha, ha, ha!' 'No, Roger—don't kill me!' 'Ha, ha, ha!' 'No, Roger!' ... "

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"Look―I said I was sorry!"

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Hunters are hunted by a bear, a rabbit and a deer.

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"Well―what's for barbecue...?"

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"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

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