Killing Cartoons

"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."

"For God's sake, think! Why is he being so nice to you?"

"A razor-sharp, six-hundred-pound penny for your thoughts, Mr. Bond."

"After we have sex but before I kill you, I'm going to need your help with some shelves."

Mobsters sending a victim down a water slide wearing cement shoes

"Little Joey invented the one-click rubout."

"Hold it right there."

Conspiracy Theories $10

"Nope. Looks to me like a clear-cut case of suicide by somehow reaching around behind the back and sticking a knife in backward. Let's get a drink."

"Sorry to crash the party, folks, but all the little people that made it happen were just discovered buried in a shallow grave outside Bakersfield."

"Anti-personnel land mines pose no threat to people, Colonel. Only to personnel."

"Es tu, Little Caesar?"

"No! No! I swear I didn't say nothing!"

"And here goes the gun signalling the start of the season."

"Aren't they killing you?"

"This is fun. Too bad about Frank."

"You simply must meet my husband."

"Well, Hell is going to be so packed – I guess I'd just as soon get there early."

"Oh, and give the executive the right to rain down death from on high."

"Have you seen my pistol, Honey-bun?"

"Survival of the fittest, pal - in the end, it's best for all concerned."

"Say when."

"All in favor?"

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