"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."
"The system's not perfect, but, by God, it's transparent."
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lion, lions, rabbit, rabbits, predator, predators, prey, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, stalks, stalk, kill, kills, killing, bunny, bunnies, thrown to the lions, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, the system, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, crony capitalism, crony capitalist, crony capitalists"After we have sex but before I kill you, I'm going to need your help with some shelves."
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praying mantis, praying mantises, manual labor, manual labour, kill, kills, killing, killings, killer, killers, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, insect, insects, entomology, entomologist, entomologists, married life, marriage, marriages, married lives, useful, techincal, shelving, shelving unit, shelving units, assemble, assembles, assembling, assembly, shelves, build, builds, handyman, handymenMobsters sending a victim down a water slide wearing cement shoes
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mob, mafia, gang, gangster, gangsters, mobster, mobsters, killer, killers, killing, kill, kills, murder, murders, murderers, murderer, victim, victims, swimming with the fish, cement shoes, drowning, waterslide, waterslides, water slide, water slides, waterpark, waterparks, theme park, theme parks, amusement park, amusement parks, pool, pools, dark humor, dark humour, death, crime"Little Joey invented the one-click rubout."
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point-and-click, convenience, innovator, innovators, innovation, innovations, rubout, rubs out, rub out, rubbing out, mafia, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, kill, kills, killing, killings, murder, murders, murdering, single click, single clicks, gun crime, execution, executions, inventor, inventors, invention, mouse clickConspiracy Theories $10
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conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, conspiracy, conspiracies, dart, darts, blowdart, blowdarts, blow dart, blow darts, paranoia, paranoid, theory, theories, truth, killer, killers, killing, murder, murders, stealth, stealthy"Nope. Looks to me like a clear-cut case of suicide by somehow reaching around behind the back and sticking a knife in backward. Let's get a drink."
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detective, detectives, police, crime, crimes, police officer, police officers, officer, officers, stab, criminal, stabbing, stabs, stabbed, kill, killed, killing, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murderous, investigation, investigating, investigate, investigation, investigates, scene, crime scene, crime scenes, lazy, conclusion, unlikely, conclusions, laziness, work, working, bored, suicidal, incompetence, incompetent, cover up, coverup, cover-up, cover ups"Sorry to crash the party, folks, but all the little people that made it happen were just discovered buried in a shallow grave outside Bakersfield."
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mobster, mobsters, mob hit, mob hits, hit, hits, mafia, killing, killings, murder, murders, sleep with the fishes, sleeps with the fishes, cement shoes, fish, shark, sharks, talk, talks, talking, stoolie, stoolies, canary, canaries, tortures, gangster, gangsters, shark, sharks, drown, drowns, drowning, ichthyologist, ichthyology, ichthyologists"And here goes the gun signalling the start of the season."
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fashion, styles, clothes, clothing, women's fashion, women's clothing, women's clothes, womenswear, footwear, shoe, shoes, high heels, heels, cement, cement shoes, uncomfortable, suffering, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, killing, hurting, painful, pain, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, gangster, gangsters, gang, gangs, mafia, mafioso, moll, molls, crime, punishments, woman, women"This is fun. Too bad about Frank."
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grim reaper, angel of death, death, scythe, scythes, husband, husbands, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, mariticide, introduce, introduces, introduction, introductions, introducing, wife, wives, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murderess, murderesses, upper class, upper classes, murder mystery, murder mysteries"Well, Hell is going to be so packed – I guess I'd just as soon get there early."
"Oh, and give the executive the right to rain down death from on high."
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drone, drones, drone strike, drone strikes, unilateral authority, president, presidents, declare war, declares war, declaring war, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, executive branch, founding father, founding fathers, intention, intentions, american history, pacifist, pacifists, pacifism, constitution, unconstitutional, drone warfare, obama, barack, trump, donald trump, foreign policy, power, powers, separation of powers, checks and balances"Survival of the fittest, pal - in the end, it's best for all concerned."
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cannonball, cannonball man, human cannonball, cannonballs, executive, executives, board, boards, death, killing, killed, pun, puns, visual pun, fire, firing, sack, sacking, fired, sacked, dismiss, discharge, make redundant, danger, dangers, cutthroat, corporate culture, dog eat dog, eject, shootWho Wants To Be Regis?
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