"After we have sex but before I kill you, I'm going to need your help with some shelves."
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"Little Joey invented the one-click rubout."
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"Anti-personnel land mines pose no threat to people, Colonel. Only to personnel."
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"No! No! I swear I didn't say nothing!"
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"This is fun. Too bad about Frank."
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"One of you will always wonder if this could have been settled differently."
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"...but I have a fourth Epstein theory..."
"Flak jackets are in aisle twelve."
Eddie (The Sandman) Fasolino
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"Mommy, Mommy—Skippy's found Daddy!"
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"You've been in harness for twenty seven years, Hargraves, and now we'd like to shoot you."
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A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.
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"This is Mrs. Burlington Wells. One of my begonias went off by accident and killed Mr. Goodrich."
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"This, ladies and gentlemen, is Exhibit A, the sneakers that urged my client to Just Do It."
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"So, now you don't want him 'whacked'. Do I get a 'kill' fee?"
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"Boy, that was some great fight!"
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"Gee, Amelia, I'm really very sorry you won't be able to make it here tonight."
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"I'm very touched, fellows."
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"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."
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"I understand the special effects on this one are pretty realistic!"
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"Mr. Sherman, you hired our team of management consultants to stremline your enterprise, and that is precisely what we are doing."
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"It's a good thing Effie likes these little funerals, she's had such awful luck with her pets."
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"Yes, we cater to a rather specialized clientele."
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"I'm sure of it, Harry—it's that nice Mr. Bently we met on the tour!"
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