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Killings Cartoons
Killings cartoon 1 of 32
"After we have sex but before I kill you, I'm going to need your help with some shelves."
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praying mantis, praying mantises, manual labor, manual labour, kill, kills, killing, killings, killer, killers, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, insect, insects, entomology, entomologist, entomologists, married life, marriage, marriages, married lives, useful, techincal, shelving, shelving unit, shelving units, assemble, assembles, assembling, assembly, shelves, build, builds, handyman, handymenKillings cartoon 2 of 32
"Little Joey invented the one-click rubout."
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point-and-click, convenience, innovator, innovators, innovation, innovations, rubout, rubs out, rub out, rubbing out, mafia, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, kill, kills, killing, killings, murder, murders, murdering, single click, single clicks, gun crime, execution, executions, inventor, inventors, invention, mouse clickKillings cartoon 3 of 32
"Anti-personnel land mines pose no threat to people, Colonel. Only to personnel."
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land mine, land mines, anti-personnel, mine, mines, minefield, minefields, mine field, mine fields, military, military personnel, euphemisms, language, language trick, language tricks, kill, kills, killing, killings, murder, murders, murdering, military man, military men, general, generals, commander, commanders, army, armies, officer, officersKillings cartoon 4 of 32
"No! No! I swear I didn't say nothing!"
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mobster, mobsters, mob hit, mob hits, hit, hits, mafia, killing, killings, murder, murders, sleep with the fishes, sleeps with the fishes, cement shoes, fish, shark, sharks, talk, talks, talking, stoolie, stoolies, canary, canaries, tortures, gangster, gangsters, shark, sharks, drown, drowns, drowning, ichthyologist, ichthyology, ichthyologistsKillings cartoon 5 of 32
"This is fun. Too bad about Frank."
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picnic, picnics, picnicking, chalk outline, chalk outlines, outline, outlines, murder, murders, kill, kills, killing, killings, spoil, spoils, spoiled, spoilt, accident, accidents, accidental, nuisance, nuisances, inconvenient, inconvenience, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, distraction, distractions, distractingKillings cartoon 6 of 32
"One of you will always wonder if this could have been settled differently."
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duel, duels, duelling, dueller, duellers, immature, duellist, duellists, pistol, pistols, pistols at dawn, immature, immaturity, toxic masculinity, settle, settles, settling, maturity, masculinity, stop and think, think through, thinking through, regret, regrets, regretting, overzealous, option, options, kill, kills, killer, killers, killing, killings, regret, regrets, regrettingKillings cartoon 7 of 32
"...but I have a fourth Epstein theory..."
Killings cartoon 8 of 32
"Flak jackets are in aisle twelve."
Killings cartoon 9 of 32
Eddie (The Sandman) Fasolino
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sleep, sleeps, sleeping, hitman, hit man, mafia, mob, mobs, killer, killers, killing, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, put to sleep, sweet dreams, sandman, nickname, nicknames, nick-name, nick-names, dream, dreams, dreaming, organized crime, hit, hits, whacked, killed, killing, killingsKillings cartoon 10 of 32
"Mommy, Mommy—Skippy's found Daddy!"
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dark humor, black humor, dark humour, black humour, dig up, digs up, digging up, shallow grave, shallow graves, grave, graves, grave robber, grave robbers, dad, dads, father, fathers, dog, dogs, daddy, daddies, parent, parents, widow, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, killer, killers, killing, killingsKillings cartoon 11 of 32
"You've been in harness for twenty seven years, Hargraves, and now we'd like to shoot you."
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retirement, forced retirement, fire, fired, firing, firings, layoff, layoffs, lay-off, lay-offs, laid off, mass lay offs, put out to pasture, shoot, shoots, killing, killings, execution, executions, mercy killing, mercy killings, livestock, corporate culture, horse, horses, harness, harnesses, heartless, merciless, manager, managers, executive, executives, corporate drone, office drone, white collar job, white collar jobsKillings cartoon 12 of 32
A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.
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fly swatter, fly swatters, kill list, kill lists, kill, kills, killing, killings, body count, body counts, office desk, office desks, desk, desks, achievement, achievements, accomplishment, accomplishments, killer, killers, bug, bugs, insect, insects, pest, pests, pest control, fly, flies, horsefly, horseflies, horse fly, horse fliesKillings cartoon 13 of 32
"This is Mrs. Burlington Wells. One of my begonias went off by accident and killed Mr. Goodrich."
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begonia, begonias, flower, flowers, flower pot, flower pots, accident, accidents, accidental, murder, murders, murdering, killing, killings, murder weapon, murder weapons, excuse, excuses, alibi, alibis, accidental death, accidental deaths, manslaughter, likely story, likely stories, murderess, murderesses, fall, falls, falling, heavy object, heavy objectsKillings cartoon 14 of 32
"This, ladies and gentlemen, is Exhibit A, the sneakers that urged my client to Just Do It."
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slogan, slogans, trial, trials, murder trial, murder trials, murder, murders, kill, kills, killing, killings, sneaker, sneakers, tennis shoe, tennis shoes, consumerism, consumerist, advertise, advertises, advertising, advert, adverts, ad, ads, lawyer, lawyers, defense attorney, defense attorneys, attorney, attorneys, criminal, criminals, insanity plea, insanity pleas, plea deal, plea deals, legal defense, legal defensesKillings cartoon 15 of 32
"So, now you don't want him 'whacked'. Do I get a 'kill' fee?"
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mobster, mobsters, gangster, gangsters, gang, gangs, organized crime, organised crime, criminal, criminals, advance, advances, fee, fees, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, mob, mobs, mafia, mafias, mafioso, wage, wages, killer, killers, killing, killings, change of mind, change your mind, changing your mind, second thought, second thoughts, reassure, reassures, reassurance, reassurancesKillings cartoon 16 of 32
"Boy, that was some great fight!"
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box, boxes, boxing, boxer, boxers, boxing ring, boxing rings, knockout, knockouts, knockout blow, knockout blows, decisive victory, decisive victories, kill, killed, killing, killings, murder, murders, pugilist, pugilists, pugilism, deadly, body bag, body bags, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, fighters, good fight, good fightsKillings cartoon 17 of 32
"Whodunit?"
Killings cartoon 18 of 32
"Gee, Amelia, I'm really very sorry you won't be able to make it here tonight."
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serial killers, killer, killers, killing, killings, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, cancel, cancels, canceling, plan, plans, cancelling, planning, date, dates, date night, date nights, disappoint, disappoints, disappointing, disappointment, disappointments, sorry you can't make it, dark humor, black humor, dark humour, black humourKillings cartoon 19 of 32
"I'm very touched, fellows."
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mafia, mafia member, mafia leader, mafia leaders, birthday, birthdays, birthday card, birthday cards, birthday gift, birthday gifts, birthday present, birthday presents, touching, touched, perfect gift, perfect present, witness, witnesses, killing, killings, murder, murders, hit man, hit men, hit, hits, whacked, mobster, mobsters, organized crime, organised crime, crime boss, crime bosses, mob boss, mob bosses, crime syndicate, crime syndicatesKillings cartoon 20 of 32
"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."
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tourist, tourists, tourist trap, tourist traps, meat, meats, butcher, butchers, cannibalistic, sausage, sausages, sausage factory, sausage factories, kill, kills, killing, killings, murder, murders, murdering, tour group, tour groups, catch on, catches on, catching on, halloween, killer, killers, grind up, grinds up, grinding up, lure, lures, luring, lure in, lures in, luring in, trap, trapsKillings cartoon 21 of 32
"I understand the special effects on this one are pretty realistic!"
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special effects, horror movie, horror movies, slasher, slashers, slasher film, slasher films, 4d, 4d film, 4d films, realistic, grisly, kill, kills, killing, killings, killer, killers, realism, authentic, authenticity, blood, blood spatter, spatter, spatters, spattering, spattered, gory, gory film, gory filmsKillings cartoon 22 of 32
"Mr. Sherman, you hired our team of management consultants to stremline your enterprise, and that is precisely what we are doing."
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streamline, streamlines, streamlining, efficiency, efficiency expert, efficiency experts, expertise, expert, experts, management consultant, management consultants, mob, mobs, mob hit, mob hits, mafia, mafia hit, mafia hits, consulting firm, consulting firms, shoot, shoots, shooting, shootings, kill, kills, killing, killings, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, outside help, consultant, consultants, consulting firm, consulting firms, brutal, firing, firings, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, layoff, layoffs, laid offKillings cartoon 23 of 32
"It's a good thing Effie likes these little funerals, she's had such awful luck with her pets."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, evil kids, evil children, horror, scary, evil, pet, pets, animal, animals, funeral, funerals, burial, burials, death, dead, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, dead pet, dead pets, killer, killers, murderer, murderers, murder, murders, killing, killings, serial killers, psychopath, psychopaths, psychopathy, mental health, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, suspicious, suspicious deaths, bad luck, unluckyKillings cartoon 24 of 32
"Yes, we cater to a rather specialized clientele."
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headsman, antique, antiques, executioner, executioners, execute, executes, executing, kill, kills, killing, killings, tortures, torturers, special interest, special interests, clientele, clienteles, cater, caters, catering, antique shop, antique shops, antiquing, antique store, antique stores, specialty, specialties, speciality, specialitiesKillings cartoon 25 of 32
"I'm sure of it, Harry—it's that nice Mr. Bently we met on the tour!"
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tour, tours, shrunken, shrunken head, shrunken heads, kill, kills, killer, killers, killing, killings, tour group, tour groups, recognize, recognizes, recognizing, recognise, recognise, recognising, murder, murders, murder victim, murder victims, meet, meets, meeting, killer, killers, dark tourism, black tourism, grief tourismMore cartoons with the keyword 'killings'