"No talking back to the recorded seat-belt message."
"I just can't seem to get into the spirit of the thing."
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"This is a business, Harris, no place for magical thinking."
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'100% Grammatically Correct Popular Tunes'
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"I'll be glad when the holidays are over."
Tags:holly wreath, holly wreaths, christmas, xmas, christmases, decoration, decorations, december, disgruntled, grinch, grinches, christmas spirit, xmas spirit, festive spirit, holiday blues, desk job, desk jobs, office job, office jobs, boss, bosses, holiday period, holiday season, grumpy, grumpiness, festive cheer, spoilsport, spoilsports, killjoy, killjoys
"David believes in multiple universes—all of them lousy."
Tags:parallel universe, parallel universes, multiverse, the multiverse, multiple universes, multiverse theory, physics, cosmology, space, alternate universe, alternate universes, pessimist, pessimists, pessimistic, pessimism, grouch, grouchy, grouches, grump, grumpy, kill joy, kill joys, killjoy, kill-joys, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, cosmic bruise
"I'm supposed to be someplace downtown right now, sucking the air out of the room."
Help the Humorless
Tags:killjoy, killjoys, humorless, humourless, unhappy, unhappiness, grump, grumps, grumps, first world problems, homeless, homelessness, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, beggar, beggars, begging, social inequality, inequality, grouch, grouches, grouchy, sleeping rough, rough sleeper, rough sleepers, poverty gap
"I've come for your exciting research."
"I'll come home,but I'll be damned if I'll wag my tail behind me."
Tags:nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, little bo peep, childrens song, childrens songs, children's song, children's songs, sheep, wagging tail, wagging tails, unhappy, grump, grumps, grumpy, killjoy, killjoys, strop, stroppy, farm animal, farm animals, bo peep, lost sheep, unprofessional, disgruntled employee, incompetent, incompetence
"Not a chance."
Tags:boardroom, boardrooms, meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, board meeting, board meetings, vote, voting, party, parties, work party, work parties, office party, office parties, party hat, party hats, disagree, disagreement, in disagreement, refuse, refusal, controversial, disagreeing, disagreements, killjoy, killjoys, spoilsport, spoilsports, birthday, birthdays, christmas, christmas time
"I take it you won't be joining the conga line."
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, conga, the conga, conga line, conga lines, dance, dancing, office party, office parties, killjoy, killjoys, misery, miseries, grump, grumps, grumpy guts, moody, spoilsport, spoilsports, aloof, aloofness, superior, superiority, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchy, office hierarchies
"Miss Harwood, please see to it that the halls are decked."
Tags:executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, christmas, christmas time, christmas decoration, christmas decorations, lazy, laziness, deck the halls, decking the halls, intercom, intercoms, assistant, assistants, pa, pas, secretary, secretaries, killjoy, killjoys
"In the future, everyone's going to stop talking about being famous for fifteen minutes."
"I graduated from film school,but you don't see me trying to make movies!"
Tags:film, films, movie, movies, film school, film industry, movie industry, script, scripts, worthless degree, worthless degrees, worthless qualification, worthless qualifications, give up, giving up, disappointment, disappointments, let down, let downs, let-down, let downs, creative job, creative jobs, creative career, creative careers, killjoy, killjoys
"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"
Tags:spring, spring time, misery guts, grump, grumps, disillusioned, disillusionment, springtime, easter, bird, birds, birdsong, bird song, old fogey, old misery, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, old couple, old couples, killjoy, killjoys, kill joy, kill joys, the great outdoors
"I take the fun out of everything. What do you do?"
Tags:dinner party, party, parties, dinner parties, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail parties, talking, talk, chat, chats, chatting, fun, killjoy, kill joy, killjoys, kill joys, introduce, introduction, honest, honesty, downer, bummer, pessimist, pessimistic, fun out of, take the fun out of, introducing, work, work party, working, working life, personality, drone, drones, office drones, job, jobs, worker, workers, employment
"Hire him, I want to watch his enthusiasm die."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, new hire, new hires, new employee, new employees, new worker, new workers, happy, young, youth, energetic, enthusiastic, enthusiasm, killjoy, killjoys, passion, passionate, excited, new job, new jobs, draining, losing motivation, working, daily grind, monotony
"You're getting a second chance—you'll go back, start over and this time, try to have some fun."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, entering heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, second chance, second chances, fun, fun sucker, fun suckers, killjoy, killjoys, party pooper, party poopers
"I have fun-size kale bars for those using recyclable bags."
Tags:kale, health, health food, health foods, healthy food, health foods, recycle, recycles, recycling, reward, rewards, rewarding, hippy, hippies, halloween, candy, candies, candy bar, candy bars, health nut, health nuts, gross, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, fun size, fun sizes, trick or treat, trick or treats, trick or treating, trick or treater, trick or treaters, disappoint, disappoints, disappointing, disappointment, killjoy, killjoys
"I prefer not to answer the $25,000 question - it would put me in a higher income bracket."
Tags:rich, wealth, wealthy, fat cat, fat cats, income, tax, taxation, income tax, dodge, dodger, dodging, tax dodger, scrooge, party pooper, killjoy, kill joy, old man, joyless, question, questions, classic tv, classic television, television, media, t v, mass media, phone, phones, telephone, lucky, luck, caller, little difference, makes no difference, no impact, low impact, impact, winner, winning, win, won
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