"Hi. This is Ed, over at the I.R.S., just checking to see how you're feeling after your audit."
"Is he the God of the Old or the New Testament this morning?"
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"Hey, no problem. Just touching base to say 'Hi. How goes it?' and to tell you that we really care about you. And now back to our show."
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The Friendly Antipodes
"Suddenly, you've gone all kind around the eyes."
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"Welcome to the big leagues."
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Get-Well Cards For Moods
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"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."
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"For some reason, I'm getting nicer. Where will it end?"
"Here you are - Two house martinis, humanely poured!"
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"Despots don't come any more benevolent than this."
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"Let me touch them for you, son."
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"The problem with you is that you try to be a lot nicer than you really are."
Extremely Practical Jokes.
"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."
"We have to go now. Robert's façade is beginning to crumble."
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"Thanks again, kid!"
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Superhero Helps Lady Cross The Road
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"Yes, we're the company with a heart, but we also have a mean upper-cut."
"You know, the world would be a better place if we all treated each other like clients."
"I'd be no kind of Christian if I left a disabled guy and his sleepy friend out in the rain - hop in!"
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"Cold! You aren't very kind!"
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Good cop, great cop