Kindergarten Cartoons

Kindergarten Cartoons

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"Are you the young man that bit my daughter?"

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"I have two mommies. I know where the apostrophe goes."

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"And that's how ya clean a deer!"

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"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

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"I'm still pre-literate."

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"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

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"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

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"I've asked you never to call me during naptime."

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"Mrs. Hammond! I'd know you anywhere from little Billy's portrait of you."

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"Your daughter has 'I have something to share' syndrome."

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"I ain't showin' nothin', and I ain't tellin' nothin'."

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"Where do you get off saying my kid is grade level?"

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"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

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A classroom full of young children; a schedule board in the background lists the day's activities which include: circle time, art fun, snack and S.A.T. prep.

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"Will Kristen, Kirsten, and Kiersten please choose new names?"

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"I need you to line up by attention span."

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"Can you believe this is happening to me? Her scores are very low in self-esteem."

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"It's fine the know your ABCs and your colors, but really you just have to be able to sit still and control your bladder."

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"Our curriculum focusses less on rote memorization and more on putzing around."

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"My parents didn't write it--they just tweaked it."

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"We've found by applying just the tiniest bit of an electric shock, test scores have soared."

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"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

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"He goes to a real party preschool."

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"Just Remember, Sweetie - Fight The Biggest One First."

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"The innocence seems forced."

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