The Pen is Mightier than the Sword
"I'll start with the knight in shining armor, then have the maiden rare and radiant."
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King Arthur And The Attorneys Of The Round Table
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"How about some little pads and pencils?"
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"Hobart, this is Merlin, my science adviser."
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Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.
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The Beard in the Stone
"Sit tight, chief-I'll take you out where the big swords are."
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"I am the Lady of the Lake, and because thou hast defiled my crystal waters I must hence smite thee. That or penalize thee a stroke. Your call."
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The Tennis Racket in the Stone
Lady of the Remote
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"Let's make the bill easy and just split it."
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Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.
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Hand holding a cellphone rises up from the pool of a fountain
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The Agents of the Round Table
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"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."
"I'm going to need to speak to someone from either personnel or maintenance."
"Use thy core!"
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"Whoa, Galahad-you've got a bad case of knight face."
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"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"
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Spoon in the Soup/Sword in the Lake
"The road ahead is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."
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"Nobody's the wisest. You're all wise."
Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.
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"But now it won't stay in mint condition."