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King Solomon's Wedding"You may kiss the brides. You may also kiss the concubines, but don't make a big tzimmes about it."
King Solomon goes on "Jeopardy!"
"You each claim to be the child's mother yet one of you sold your story to the national enquirer."
King Solomon, ethical slut.
"My client wants half, plus another fifteen per cent to cover my fees."