Kings Cartoons

King glaring at a map labelled "Mine" and "Theirs"

"Now you're getting the hang of it!"

"Even a small kingdom, Your Highness, can make effective use of modern management techniques."

"He died young."

"The United States wants you to become a democracy."

Total World Domination bus.

"I'll give everybody freedom of nice speech."

"You're why I have the moat, Mother."

"Here's a letter from a housewife in the southern tier of the kingdom. She writes: 'Sire, would it or would it not be appropriate to use a sand-finish latex paint on a wall on which there remains some painted-over wallpaper? Respectfully, Mrs. R. Jones.'"

"Start the economy."

"Well, I'm a little bit sleepy now, so that concludes our broadcast day."

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

"Le roi s'amuse. Now put your father on the phone."

The King of Country Music

"Yeah, everybody says I'm hard to shop for, too."

"Need a crony?"

King Arthur And The Attorneys Of The Round Table

"Maybe this will make you less of a jerk!"

"The Emperor's Nouvelle Cuisine"

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

"On the other hand, he's really good on infrastructure and tax reform."

"My position here is largely symbolic."

"Bottom line? You're still king of about two-thirds of all you survey."