"Quick! Remind me - are they handshakers, huggers, single kissers, or kissers on both cheeks?"
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How About a Kiss?
"And the next thing I knew, I was kissing her, and two of her friends, I think one was a dude, then we all did Ecstasy, rented a limo, and went to Vegas—but I swear that's all that happened."
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"I miss handshakes"
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Turnpike Kissing Booth
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Tags:animal magnetism, cow, cows, fish, fishes, attract, attraction, attractions, magnetic, magnet, megnets, kiss, kissing, mesmerism, mesmerist, mesmerists, magnetiser, magnetisers, magnetizer, magnetizers, magnetism, unlikely couple, unlikely couples, unlikely attraction, unlikely attractions, opposites attract
King Solomon's Wedding"You may kiss the brides. You may also kiss the concubines, but don't make a big tzimmes about it."
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"We had that in school last week."
"No, Bobby. No."
"What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe."
Don & DixieKiss No. 274385
"I can tell when you're just kissing me to get some of my lip balm, Josh."
"You kissed me without my consent and woke me up from the best nap ever - and I'm supposed to be grateful?"
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"It's our way of saying, 'Thank you for shopping at Wilson's.' "
"Are they wet?"
"We do our best to give people the most courteous and attentive treatment possible, especially during the holiday rush."
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"You wouldn't understand, Muriel. It's a drunk thing."
"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."
Tags:monster, monsters, creature, creatures, literature, book, books, novel, novels, frankenstein, the modern prometheus, mary shelley, kiss, kissing, making out, lip, lips, dead, corpse, corpses, dead body, dead bodies, zombie, zombies, good kisser, good kissers, date, dates, dating, relationship, relationships
"You can't say the U.N. isn't trying."
Tags:politics, world politics, united nations, un, u.n., general assembly, security council, sign, signs, nameplate, nameplates, kiss me, kiss, kissing, country, countries, state, states, diplomacy, diplomat, diplomats, world peace, co-operation, cooperation, attempt, attempts, attempting, trying, delegate, delegates, representative, representatives, international security, peace, security, order, love, cliche, cliches, phrase, phrases, word play, wordplay
"No guarantees, right?"
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"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."
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"Dream on, Fish Lips."
"Get a tomb!"
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Lemonade Kisses $10.00
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"No - it's definitely a vase."