"Quick! Remind me - are they handshakers, huggers, single kissers, or kissers on both cheeks?"
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How About a Kiss?
"And the next thing I knew, I was kissing her, and two of her friends, I think one was a dude, then we all did Ecstasy, rented a limo, and went to Vegas—but I swear that's all that happened."
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"I miss handshakes"
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Turnpike Kissing Booth
Tags:turnpike, turnpikes, toll, tolls, toll booth, toll booths, attendant, attendants, kissing booth, kissing booth, kiss, kissing, booth, booths, sign, signs, signage, driving, cars, car, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, road, roads, word play, wordplay, transportation
Tags:animal magnetism, cow, cows, fish, fishes, attract, attraction, attractions, magnetic, magnet, megnets, kiss, kissing, mesmerism, mesmerist, mesmerists, magnetiser, magnetisers, magnetizer, magnetizers, magnetism, unlikely couple, unlikely couples, unlikely attraction, unlikely attractions, opposites attract
King Solomon's Wedding"You may kiss the brides. You may also kiss the concubines, but don't make a big tzimmes about it."
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"We had that in school last week."
"No, Bobby. No."
"What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe."
Don & DixieKiss No. 274385
"I can tell when you're just kissing me to get some of my lip balm, Josh."
"It's our way of saying, 'Thank you for shopping at Wilson's.' "
"We do our best to give people the most courteous and attentive treatment possible, especially during the holiday rush."
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"You wouldn't understand, Muriel. It's a drunk thing."
"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."
Tags:monster, monsters, creature, creatures, literature, book, books, novel, novels, frankenstein, the modern prometheus, mary shelley, kiss, kissing, making out, lip, lips, dead, corpse, corpses, dead body, dead bodies, zombie, zombies, good kisser, good kissers, date, dates, dating, relationship, relationships
"You can't say the U.N. isn't trying."
Tags:politics, world politics, united nations, un, u.n., general assembly, security council, sign, signs, nameplate, nameplates, kiss me, kiss, kissing, country, countries, state, states, diplomacy, diplomat, diplomats, world peace, co-operation, cooperation, attempt, attempts, attempting, trying, delegate, delegates, representative, representatives, international security, peace, security, order, love, cliche, cliches, phrase, phrases, word play, wordplay
"Get a tomb!"
Tags:ghost, ghosts, kiss, kissing, smooch, smooching, making out, makeout, make out, get a room, play on words, word play, word-play, pun, puns, death, dead, die, died, afterlife, after life, life after death, spooky, spook, spirit, spirits, eternal, eternal love, love, loving, loves, valentine, valentines, couple, couples, marriage, married, married life, together forever
"No - it's definitely a vase."
"As I entered the courthouse this morning, I distinctly heard a high-pitched kissing noise directed my way!"
Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.
"You call that a kiss?"
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Kissing at the Movies
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"I once kissed a cat. It was totally weird."
Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe
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