"Can I borrow those kittens for an hour? I want to freak out the people who had me spayed."
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cats, freak out, kittens, spayed, pets, spayed, neutered, fixed, cat, pet, prank, pranks, pranking, kitten, offspring, baby, babies, freaks out, freaking out, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, responsible, responsibility, frighten, frightens, frightening, family planning, birth control"You're really light on your feet for a dog."
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backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments, insult, insults, rude, dance, dancing, dancer, dancers, light on your feet, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies"It's kittens."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, cat, cats, kitten, kittens, litter of kittens, new litter, baby cat, baby cats, waiting, waiting room, waiting rooms, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, maternity ward, maternity wards, birth, born, baby, babies, new baby, new babies, parent, parents, new parent, new parents, parenthood, parenting, father, pregnancy, expecting parents, expecting father, fathers, fatherhood, new father, new fathers, dad, dad, new dad, new dads"I went the entire day without any human interaction."
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cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, interaction, human interaction, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, introvert, introverts, loner, loners, antisocialThe Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.
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cat, cats, superhero, superheroes, superheroic, caped, nap, naps, napping, catnap, catnaps, catnapping, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, sleep in, sleeps in, sleeping in, chair, chairs, kitty, kitten, kittens, inactive, inactivity, lazy, laziness, cat nap, cat naps, cat napping, comic book, comic books, sloth, slothful"Find a patch of sunlight, my boy. Find a patch of sunlight and bask in it."
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cat, cats, family, families, parent, parents, parenting, moving, moving out, moving off, flying the nest, leaving the nest, empty nest, mom, mum, moms, mums, mother, mohers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, sun, sunlight, adult, adulthood, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, lazy, lazy cat, lazy cats, purpose, finding purpose, new life, new world, kid, kids, child, growing up, adulting"I understand cats have three hundred words for kitty litter."
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cat litter, kitty litter, litter box, litter, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies"You're completely screwed up."
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unprofessional, rude, insult, insulting, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling"Whom should I say is calling?"
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cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, feline, felines, bird, birds, mice, mouse, animal, animals, talking animals, talking animal, talking bird, talking birds, doorman, bellhop, reception, receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, office, offices, calling, call, calls, pet, pets, pest, pests, pet owner, pet ownersFishy Bumper Sticker
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ichthus, ichthys, jesus fish, jesus, god, christianity, christian, christians, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, fish"It's alive! It's nearly impossible to tell the difference, but it's alive!"
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literature, literary, literacy, mary shelley, frankenstein, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, experiment, experiments, science, scientist, scientists"God,...you are colorblind."
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colorblind, colourblind, color blind, colour blind, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, animal, animals, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, fashion, fashions, trend, trends, trendy, style, styles, stylish, unfashionable"I see you have a cat."
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cat, cats, pet cat, pet cats, pet, pets, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, kitten, kittens, pet owner, pet owners, cat scratcher, cat scratchers, priorities, date, dates, bad date, bad dates, mad cat womanPet Hobbies
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hobby, hobbies, tv, tvs, television, televisions, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows, couch potato, couch potatoes, bookworm, bookworms, book, books, read, reading, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies"Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty."
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here kitty kitty, cat, cats, pet cat, pet cats, cat lover, cat lovers, pet, pets, kitten, kittens, stray cat, stray cats, pet name, pet names, multiple, multiples, duplicate, duplicates, look a like, look a like, doppelganger, doppelgangers, clone, clonesKittens and snake.
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zoo, zoos, zoo exhibit, zoo exhibits, predator, predators, prey, snake, snakes, kitten, kittens, cat, cats, bad idea, bad ideas, bad mix, bad mixes, nature, natural world, pet store, pet stores, pet, pets, display, displays, displaying, animal, animals, eat, eats, eating, prey animal, prey animalsPerusing The Bookshelves For Cute Cats
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cat, cats, cute cats, cute, cuteness, cutely, cute cat, cute kitten, kitten, kittens, animal, animals, pet, pets, shopping, shop, shops, stores, store, consumer, consumerism, consumes, book, books, bookshop, book shop, bookstore, book store, stack, stacks, book shelf, book shelves, bookshelf, bookshelves, read, reading, internet, internet culture, pop culture, whatever makes you happy"Today is the day I start the new me!"
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animals, animal, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, pussycat, pussycats, kittens, kitten, animal hoarder, hoarder, hoarders, mess, messy, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, drink, drinker, drinking, martini, martinis, bath, bathing, relax, relaxation, relaxing, change, changing, new me, new life, life changes, life changing, motivation, motivational, lazy, laziness, unmotivated, couch potato, couch potatoes, cat fight, cat fights, adopt don't shop, adoption, pet adoption"Of course it's not a read bird. If it were real we could eat it."
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tv, tvs, television, televisions, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows, bird, birds, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladiesStrikeout Dog
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baseball, baseballs, sport, sports, score, scores, strike, strikes, strikeout, strikeouts, tree, trees, scoreboard, scoreboards, animal, animals, cat, cats, kitty, kitten, kitties, kittens, feline, felines, dog, dogs, pup, puppy, puppies, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, cat owner, cat owners, bully, bullies, bulliedIn case you're interested, you're a manx.
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manx, manx cat, isle of man, cat, cats, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, puns, word play, play on words, slang, rumpy, stumpy, kitty, kitten, kittens, kitties, no tail, tailless, talking animal, talking animals, cat lover, cat lovers